Best Punters Poems
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM
My dentist ......
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Categories:
punters, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
The Other Me - a Tribute To Drag Queens
...The other me you'd be quite surprised
She wears high heels, makes up her eyes
she parades around, singing lively songs
telling bawdy jokes where she belongs
Upon the stage, she's not alone
for......
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Categories:
punters, humor, i am, poetry,
Form:
Bio
Shy Julie - Part 1
...Shy Julie - A Punters Nightmare Part 1
They fancied themselves "Gurus of racing", this Ron and his best mate John
So they sat down one day in an easy relaxed way
And mused on the ......
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Categories:
punters, anxiety, for him, giggle,
Form:
Narrative
Dead Air
...The DJ shuts the fader by mistake,
yet speaks his words in slick and practised tones,
but doesn’t hear them coming through his ’phones,
berates himself: That’s quite a gaffe to make.
That’s five ......
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Categories:
punters, satire,
Form:
Sonnet
All For the Love of Joe
...This was inspired by Georgette Johnson’s poem “Savouring Another Day”
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One cold day whilst I was out in the snow
I went into a cafe for a Joe
I slipped across floor
And got......
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Categories:
punters, drink, humorous, snow,
Form:
Limerick
Jessica Casey - Part 2 - Seven Years Later
...Jessica Casey the punters dream- Sequel to Shy Julie
They came from near - they came from far
Bus ferry and train and some by car
THE GOLDEN EGG GRAND FINAL
One greyhound in min......
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Categories:
punters, family, feelings, humorous,
Form:
Metrical Tale
Royal Ascot
...Ladies dress up, looking their best
Pretty clothes chosen just to impress
Perfumed and pretty the ladies in high heels
Their menfolk look keen and prepare to do deals
It’s Ladies Day, at Ascot, a......
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Categories:
punters, horse, race,
Form:
Couplet
The Racehorse
...In equine racing they always say,
You hope to win when you make your play;
Off course as you know,it's the horses that show,
They're the only ones to make their hay.
With no help from the divine ......
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Categories:
punters, animals
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Haman and United We Fall Together We Stand
...In school it was all about Greek and Latin at a stretch it proposed
what was called humanistic education Eurocentric no doubt yet
High school on th......
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Categories:
punters, absence,
Form:
Free verse
Can Can
...Superb
Moulanic entertainers
rouge by colour their powerful red
the colour of lust
vermillion crimson a scarlet gapeing
a bawdy well loved little tattle dance
high kicking girls
screaming with......
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Categories:
punters, paradise, passion, places,
Form:
Free verse
The Epsom Derby
...Men dressed in top hats and tails
Ladies in designer dresses and fascinators,
Bookmakers standing by the rails
Taking bets singles or accumulators,
Epsom downs, Derby day classic
The best of t......
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Categories:
punters, fashion, horse,
Form:
Rhyme
The Racing Certainty
...collects his benefits from hole in the wall
Luck is on his side, that's his school of thought
His mate has given him a hot tip, good man Paul
the stable lad, he's in the know well he ought
......
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Categories:
punters, horse, lost, money, poverty,
Form:
Rhyme
World Wishes Now
...What are the world's current requisites?
Is preferable to intelligence than bellicosity.
We should stoop our heads like wind chimes,
Additionally, supplicate our Almighty God.
It do......
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Categories:
punters, analogy, angst, bereavement, peace,
Form:
Free verse
Fete
...Into the lane
come wind, impetuous rain.
Trees are now a threat,
gesturing wildly, angry,
promising to snap,
eager to pounce,
to crush in an embrace
of leaf and crusty bark.
The village fêt......
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Categories:
punters, life, nature, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
Leap Off a Day
...Leap off a Day
Leap off a day full of struggle and toil.
Pleasure-power fuels freedom's few precious
hours. Head for the cellar where solace is
found. Shoulder a way through the jostling cro......
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Categories:
punters, drink, , cute,
Form:
Dramatic Verse