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Best Puck Poems

Below are the all-time best Puck poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of puck poems written by PoetrySoup members


Puck Muck
Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus...

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Categories: puck, hockey,
Form: Limerick



Hockey War
Imagine life without a war,
And just a hockey game to score,
When countries start to point the blame,
They take it out in a hockey game.

If someone...

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Categories: puck, hockey, humor,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Blue Angels, Black Sheep, Monitors and the House of Random Penguins
“Blue Angels, Black Sheep, Monitors and The House of Random Penguins” 

The womb
is scooped like 
an over ripe melon
Time is the incorrigible felon,
the forgotten lost...

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Categories: puck, muse,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Heart
"Heart"  

Deep fissures formed
in the cracks of 
the nowhere place
where time leeched
bleeding claret 
through the green 
veined blues

protean bit by bit
the flesh disappears
prematurely 6ft...

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Categories: puck, muse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Just a Few Clerihews
Warning, if you are under 60 you may not "get" some of these.

Mohammad Ali
taunting with poetry,
his opponents he'd zing
as he danced 'bout the ring.

Graham Kerr...

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Categories: puck, fun,
Form: Clerihew



Enough Paper
I've got enough paper to build a new tree
maybe i can get some kind of reward
I'm doing it all to make you happy
And maybe this...

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Categories: puck, lovemay,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Curious Epitaphs
Lecherous Luther was wont to grope
He ceased to function at the end of a rope!

Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board
He slipped on the...

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Categories: puck, death, fate, humorous,
Form: Epitaph
Hockey Song
Hockey song                      
Verse 1
Awake,...

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Categories: puck, hockey, song, sports,
Form: Verse
Nhl Lockout
From Boston all the way to Vancouver,
the hockey season may already be over.
Right now, there is quite a bit of doubt.
The team owners have locked...

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Categories: puck, business, sports, hockey,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mister Ice Man
You see there's a nice man.
He's Mister Ice Man.
And Mister Ice Man.
Skates on a hockey team.

Mister Ice man.
Hockey stick in hand.
And Mister Ice Man.
Do the...

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Categories: puck, hockey, song, sports,
Form: Ballad
The Legend of G-Man, Garrett Gamble's Historic Hockey Night
On a historic, emotional night of March 28th, 2015
It was the most important hockey night to be remembered

While the current players played 82 games for...

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Categories: puck, dedication, encouraging, hockey, hope,
Form: Narrative
No Love In Montreal, a Hockey Rivalry
Saturday, February the 14th of the year 2015
It's no Valentine's Day in the Great White North
It's the big Hockey Night in Canada
And to these fans,...

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Categories: puck, february, hockey, pride, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Threat To the Hockey Team
Each child has talents and Dee always loved to skate
One night at the lake she was called up to the plate
 
The high school hockey...

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Categories: puck, funny, high school, sports,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member The Game of Hockey
The Game of Hockey 

By Government decree, lacrosse
Is Canada’s national sport,
But in the hearts and minds of Canadians,
Hockey rules supreme.
Hockey is a winter sport enjoyed...

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Categories: puck, hockey, sports,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Aladdin Without Paddin'
There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
   He forgot to duck
   And got struck by the...

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Categories: puck, hockey, humorous, hurt,
Form: Limerick

Book: Shattered Sighs