Puck Poems - Poems about Puck

Shrouded In a Thick Mist By Puck

Hermia and Helena are ready to fight each other.
The same can be said for Demetrius and Lysander.
To keep this party of four from throwing a fist,
I will cover them all with a thick morning mist.
They will fruitlessly chase each other without a doubt.
Each one will fall asleep when they are all tired out.

Based on the

Categories: puck, fairy, fantasy, literature,
Form: Light Verse

Get That Trumpeting Miscreant Yucca Puck Out of the White House

Fast forward at least two score
Earth's orbitz round the sun
approximately the year 2040
history already wrote him off
as thee worst president
(based on numerous metrics)
of these United States.

Now toggle back to today
November 17th, 2020
the forty fifth commander in chief
still biden his time
refuses to concede election results
despite irrefutable opponent win,
yet he (who cannot be named)

refuses to budge
holding strongly

Categories: puck, abuse, america, conflict, fear,
Form: Free verse

With a Wonderful Woman Beside Me

Why does love always feel like a stick in my eye
When I constantly reach for the sky
Looking for the answers why
It's kicking my butt and leaves 
An empty feeling in my gut
Instead of chasing woman like a rutting buck
I always get stuck with the ones
That want to run amuck

I have no luck even sold my truck
Thinking

Categories: puck, anxiety, god, goodbye, how
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Puck It

I shot the puck across the ice,
Straight for the goal but it took a slice,
Right off the nose of their defenseman,
When I steal that puck I'll try again.

Coach is screaming in my ear,
Every time I skate too near,
I can hear him say,
His opinion of my last play.

I think the other center doesn't like me,
Because he

Categories: puck, hockey, sports,
Form: Rhyme

Puck a L'Orange

the Alternative Right
is keeping us minions awake through the night
what is so entirely contrarian
how often we laugh at the stumbling orange grammarian.

Categories: puck, allegory,
Form: Clerihew

Puck Muck

Higgs was a hockey player built like a truck
he was mean, obscene, and had plenty of pluck.
Other players called him Klutz
declaring they hated his guts
thus he advised them he didn't give a puck.

Categories: puck, hockey,
Form: Limerick

Address To a Puck

Fair Eh your honest, hockey place,
Great Chieftain of the scarring face!
Between the boards with skates to lace,
 Your rubber froze,
And darting dangerous quick of pace,
 In slap shots rose.

The crackling ice on which you slide,
Chased by padded boys well applied,
In loss or victory you decide,
 Yours not to let;
Where shots be accurate or wide
 Streak

Categories: puck, sports,
Form: Verse

Puck Stole My Thunder

Puck stole my thunder 
                                             he kissed my wife Anabel

Categories: puck, funny love,
Form: Haiku

The 'Lucky' Puck

He sees it gleaming on the side of the road
Looks at it closely…pleased it isn’t a toad
Ever so blissful is that strapping young buck
He can’t resist so picks up the puck

The lad brings the puck on his very first date
Places it on the dash…picks her up at eight
She looks at him playfully, lust fills her

Categories: puck, people, emo,
Form: Light Verse

You Arrogant Puck

There was a tall brute who played hockey
Whose actions were deemed as quite cocky
His opponents saw red
So they stomped on his head
Now the twerp earns his keep as a jockey!

Categories: puck, funny
Form: Limerick

Puck

My angered side decieves my eyes
All I focus on is abuse and lies

I can’t even escape this torments wave
Have I the soul of a warrior or slave?

Facing freedom looking at your face
While serving my sentence in this place

Fires, demons are casted before me
Taking my refuge with some more fee

A spine shattering “thwack” with a whip
Causes

Categories: puck, imagination, life, people,
Form: I do not know?