Best Probate Poems
Draining Experience - Flying the Coop Contest
...Been eating medusa dates
Lovely fat juicy ones
I ate and ate them
Oh my they were so good
Why does my stomach feel *****
I thought the next day
Oh my! to the bathroom I ran
and sat , and sat ......
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Categories:
probate, truth,
Form:
Free verse
The 'Lucky' Puck
...He sees it gleaming on the side of the road
Looks at it closely…pleased it isn’t a toad
Ever so blissful is that strapping young buck
He can’t resist so picks up the puck
The lad brings the puc......
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Categories:
probate, people, emo,
Form:
Light Verse
Star Wars Part 1
...Captain Cleopatra was feeling very pleased today, as she stood, on the bridge of the Federation's Moonblaster 5
This was her first command after passing out of the "Universal Academy of Feline Of......
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Categories:
probate, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Light Lettered Laughter
...The essence of wit is brevity
which interestingly evinces chivalry
delivered verdict to hex hoar size
(once and for all) president
dons mantle of deviltry
and trumps constitutional cr......
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Categories:
probate, 12th grade, 6th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Orb of the First Dynasty, Queen Merneith,
...Scattering spellbound in search of this utopia
Minds-eye in shortfall dissects one's monopoly
Through no choice of own approach it sloppily,
Exude to a position such promised, Ethiopia-
As the ......
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Categories:
probate, history,
Form:
Narrative
Yet More Tb's Tbs
...Okay, for Christy, who I could never refuse;
Do you have to be fat to have a large intestine?
I'm afraid to ask what kind of dance they do in Lapland.
Dripping pan- a pan that leaks.
Is a......
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Categories:
probate, funny, on writing and
Form:
Burlesque
Things That Are About Trump
...Things About Trump
Things about Trump are well understood
Has completely entered his second childhood
By his bad behavior you can always tell
When you will listen while sitting for a spell.
......
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Categories:
probate, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Towards a Perfect World
...TOWARDS A PERFECT WORLD
Many times I renegade
My heart, my mind and my whole being
Escaped from a jungle
Where I myself is a sacrifice and alone
Indifferent and at times
Out of legiti......
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Categories:
probate, life, longing, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Slipp, Tripp, and Skipp
...
The estate of Ambrose Rose is released from probate.
To receive their inheritance, the stooges can't wait.
Ichabod Slipp is the executor holding the money.
What this crook is doing to th......
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Categories:
probate, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Quest
...I have opened the door of adventure,
A flood of emotion I'm assured.
Fear and grip in measures,
But I have chosen the hardest course,
To reach the glorious altar.
••••
Probate I treasured,
A p......
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Categories:
probate, 3rd grade,
Form:
Alexandrine
Probate
...
A cracked windowpane. A few daffodils peek their heads through the weeds that grow tall where flowers once smiled. Purple nettle chokes the life from any grass courageous enough to try to stand in ......
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Categories:
probate, poetry,
Form:
Haibun
The Listing
...It was Halloween and a week at my new job as a broker in real estate,
we have a new listing, an old Victorian, after years being stuck in probate.
My boss excitedly told me the address, smil......
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Categories:
probate, fear, halloween, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Slave To Time
...A second is defiant
a minute is aggressive towards my dreams
flourishes a formidable mental anarchy
I creep confidently by the tail of a second
To the dejection of sympathizers
The patience of ......
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Categories:
probate, betrayal, love,
Form:
Free verse
Tra
...The Art of the spoken word
Is east
Jerusalem
Ornate
Probate of the money lenders
Who tender purity and security
For a price
Gods children are willing to pay
Because they are the sheep
O......
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Categories:
probate, angel,
Form:
Free verse
Probate Surprise
...Mommy and Daddy left everything to their favorite child, Bruce.
Bruce is also their self-centered, selfish child, but they did not see it.
Bruce came to visit once a year; he was their prodigal son......
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Categories:
probate, life,
Form:
Free verse