Draining Experience - Flying the Coop Contest

Been eating medusa dates
Lovely fat juicy ones
I ate and ate them
Oh my they were so good
Why does my stomach feel *****
I thought the next day 
Oh my! to the bathroom I ran
and sat , and sat and sat
Dare not leave, was in a quandary
The estate agent was calling in an hour
My mam needed a price for probate.
The smell lingered , Febreze Air, or the external fan
Couldn't remove it.
The doorbell went, I went out the back door
Left my mam to apologise, to this day
I do not eat fresh dates. 
Beware of things fat and squiggy nice to eat 
Can lead you into a foul smelly time.

Penned 29 April 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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June 2, 2015 at 12:14 AM
Seren, congratulations on your awesome win. **SKAT**
Richards Avatar
June 1, 2015 at 3:07 PM
I am not surprised that this funny poem was a winner !!! What a story !!!! :) Congrats for the laugh !!
Roberts Avatar
June 1, 2015 at 3:29 PM
Was true Carrie, what an earth moving experience not to be repeated,, laughable nowadays, .....Seren
Roper Avatar
June 1, 2015 at 1:28 PM
Back to congratulate you on your win :~)
Allison Avatar
June 1, 2015 at 11:19 AM
Dropping back with my congrats - such a lovely avatar too Seren:-) Hugs Jan xx
Clemons Avatar
May 3, 2015 at 7:52 PM
The carefree brilliance of this piece, Seren, is so obvious. Great poem. A enjoyable fun spirit is expressed through this poetic piece, great story as well..understandable as well. Check out some my poems, might find some you like. Peace.
Allison Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 4:42 AM
Congrats on poem of the day Seren!! hugs jan xx
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:28 PM
Thanks Jan, was a bit of a surprise, no that's not right, was a ruddy big surprise....Seren
Rose Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 11:38 PM
This is so funny! I love it :)
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:29 PM
Funny now, wasnt so at the time....lol.... Seren
Williams Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 8:34 PM
This is cute. Made me laugh. Thanks for the warning. Congrats for poem of the day.
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:29 PM
Thanks Marilyn....Seren
Roper Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 7:16 PM
Oh, wonderful, a 7experiences like these one tend to one to forget. Good luck in the contest, and congratulations on Poem of the Day very well deserved
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:30 PM
Was an experience alright haha thanks for commenting...Seren
Labeau Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 6:35 PM
I remember my apricots from the tree juicy and loose and figs of barbary leaving you constipated for the delish. so much fun to be a free child
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:31 PM
I love fresh apricots and figs. Yummy, now thats another story.... Very similar to the Medusa Dates..... Seren
Nance Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 6:12 PM
Grats on your poem of the day! :)
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:31 PM
Thank you Cas.....Seren
Adwini-Poku Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 11:55 AM
hey congrats. nice poem
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:32 PM
Thank you.....Seren
Yvonne Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 11:36 AM
Seren congratulations on your write being chosen poem of the day.
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:32 PM
Hi Armand. What a shock that was....Seren
La France Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 10:44 AM
Seren, congratulations on poem of the day, excellent write
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:33 PM
Hi, thanks for stopping by and commenting... Seren
De Paz Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:13 AM
Compliments for being chosen
Roberts Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:36 AM
thank you and for being chosen hope it put a smile on a few faces ..Seren
Andresen Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 7:24 AM
- Congrats with p.o.t.d. - And thanks for you gave me a smile Seren :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Roberts Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:37 AM
anne lise thanks so much for commenting, glad it made you smile....Seren
Blaine Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 6:06 AM
Good one seren ..!! my dad asked me to read this one !!
Roberts Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:44 AM
thanks Nat, thank you dad also ....Seren
Allison Avatar
April 29, 2015 at 2:36 AM
Ha ha ha Seren I love your take on the theme - this had me laughing out loud - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs Jan xx
Roberts Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:45 AM
thanks Jan glad it made you smile....Seren
Yvonne Avatar
April 28, 2015 at 11:03 PM
When you get a chance check my last couple of writes.
Roberts Avatar
May 1, 2015 at 10:33 PM
Lol i did and I had....Seren
Yvonne Avatar
April 28, 2015 at 11:02 PM
Talk about a date gone bad. Hope this does well for you in the contest.
Roberts Avatar
April 30, 2015 at 9:39 AM
lol Armand was n ot a pleasant experience Seren
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