Potus
I am a six foot blonde from your township,
my high heeled naked long legs men worship,
my pretty face is fair as the lotus,
am contesting to be your next POTUS!
you are wondering If can do the Job,
half the past senate have been my heartthrob,
had the pleasure of working under them,
know the hole from where their policies stem!
first I shall recolour white house to pink,
all staff will be trained to whistle and wink,
tight latex will be official dress code,
business as usual in new abode!
shall shape the economy like my rear,
pink, smooth, firm, rounded, attractive and fair!
foreign policies will be like my bust,
big, attractive but false silicon dust!
have launched more rockets than any other,
so for your space program look no further,
am better than all presidents before,
I shall screw the country till you are sore!
6th placement
written 25/02/2021
Matt Caliri sponsored
If I was President contest
20 lines 10 ayllables each line
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