Krish Radhakrishna Poet Rhyme

Potus

I am a six foot blonde from your township,
my high heeled naked long legs men worship,
my pretty face is fair as the lotus,
am contesting to be your next POTUS!

you are wondering If can do the Job,
half the past senate have been my heartthrob,
had the pleasure of working under them,
know the hole from where their policies stem!

first I shall recolour white house to pink,
all staff will be trained to whistle and wink,
tight latex will be official dress code,
business as usual in new abode!

shall shape the economy like my rear,
pink, smooth, firm, rounded, attractive and fair!
foreign policies will be like my bust,
big, attractive but false silicon dust!

have launched more rockets than any other,
so for your space program look no further,
am better than all presidents before,
I shall screw the country till you are sore!

6th placement
written 25/02/2021
Matt Caliri sponsored
If I was President contest

20 lines 10 ayllables each line

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Linda Alice Fowler March 26, 2021 at 3:53 PM I'd be willing to vote for you several times Krish. I couldn't stop laughing! Congrats! Linda Krish Radhakrishna March 26, 2021 at 6:05 PM Thanks Linda! Who could imagine a pink house with women in latex? Glad you liked it!:)

Unseeking Seeker March 19, 2021 at 10:57 AM Hahaha! What a superb write Krish! An original take on the contest, indeed! This one deserved first prize, in my opinion! Congrats! Krish Radhakrishna March 19, 2021 at 1:10 PM Thanks Seeker! I wanted to give something that reflects the thinking of the voters who put the country through 4 years of disaster!:) glad you liked it!

Gershon Wolf February 27, 2021 at 6:15 PM This is hilarious, Krish. What a creative write for the contest! Here's to a winner. :) gw Krish Radhakrishna February 27, 2021 at 11:50 PM Thanks Gershon! Hope they see it in humorous light! cheers my friend!

Rama Balasubramanian February 26, 2021 at 4:25 AM Fun, unusual entry for contest. Should place. All the best for contest. How are things, have cases started dropping?. Take care, Rama Krish Radhakrishna February 26, 2021 at 5:39 AM Thanks Rama. Yes. cases coming down rapidly. Warwick hospital discharged their last Covid patient 10 days ago and our university hospital now has a small number left. By April expect normalcy.

Tom Cunningham February 25, 2021 at 4:22 PM Love it Krish, you've got my vote lol. Hope you're well Tom Krish Radhakrishna February 25, 2021 at 11:21 PM Thanks Tom! I am well. If the republican party can bring Trump to power and support him despite what he has done to the Capitol, she might be their next candidate!