Best Pooh Poems
Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse
are painted on walls of green.
A maple crib stands in the corner.
It's a picture perfect scene.
There is only one thing missing
in this room so perfectly designed.
The baby was never to take a breath.
You have to wonder what God had in mind.
Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse
live behind an ever closed door.
To look at the would-be parents
you couldn't tell who was grieving more.
Not all plans have happy endings;
some endings never seem to end.
How much sadness can two people take
before they break instead of bend.
Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse
are painted on walls of green
in a room now shrouded in sadness
where no child will ever be seen.
~~~ 03/01/2013 ~~~
Francine Roberts
Yesterday my day was bad, in fact it was really crappy
Found seagull poop on my car- why can’t they wear a nappy
I also have an issue with a local dog
Went out for a walk and stepped on a dog’ log’
I suppose I should be grateful an elephant can’t fly
Just think if it’s poop hit you in the eye
I am fed up of clearing up animal poop
I had to share my thoughts with you on poetry soup
17th March 2015
I googled and really did find dog nappies!
Disney’s famous mouse, named Mickey
became a world mega star quite quickly.
Michael Jackson got famous wearing one white glove.
Well, Micky put on two and has enjoyed twice the love!
Mickey Mouse, the voice of Walt,
was the first cartoon ever to talk.
Though his wedding to Minnie has never been seen,
she remains his leading lady on the big screen.
Loveable Winnie the Pooh
was named for a bear at London Zoo.
You can call him Pooh, but never just Winnie.
For sure, this honey addict can never be called skinny.
Winnie the Pooh, a simple bear,
is considered a philosopher with flair.
Maybe you’ll be struck as if by thunder
to hear his “Think it over. Think it under.”
the Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse Poetry Contest
of Leonora Galinta
For 'A BRIAN STRAND CHOICE no 1185'
Pooh, plush with his turned-up snout,
pleased; peeked out the wide window.
He prompt a mouth sigh, breathed out,
placid with life, holding his pillow.
Seized by magic of nature
and buzzing noise, means there's bees.
Out the door happy creature,
beehives beneath limbs and shade of trees.
Pooh and Cricket walk, a trail
laced in rainbow wildflowers.
A sniff they took, and a snail
slowly crawl out look for spring showers.
Fluttering butterfly lands
on Pooh's nose, twas so funny.
A bouquet and snail in hands,
towards home with jugs full of honey.
2/6/2022
Nursery Rhyme
I once wrote a poem about pooh
Pooh’s a normal thing we ALL do
I'm now constipated
For I got berated
Guess what - now I'm stuck on the loo!
N.B I will NOT take criticism of my work sitting down!
lol
5th June 2015
"Goosh, is that who I see",
"Winnie the Pooh, It's Mickey Mouse, do you remember me?"
"Where are you going Winnie? I am on my way to Disneyland",
"Where I shall meet all of my friends".
"Me too Mickey , I shall see you there near the honey tree",
"Where me and all of my friends will be".
Time goes on, Mickey Mouse and Pooh Bear and all of thier friends meet near the honey tree,
They all were filled with glee.
Mickey, "I want you to meet my friends Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore",
..."then there's Roo, Rabbit, Tigger, Owl and Kango, oh boy"...
"Aw gee, the same for me, meet my friends Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy and Pluto and Minnie Mouse",
"We would love for you to come to our clubhouse".
The clubhouse filled with friends and friends anew,
...so many they did not know what to do...
They decided they would have a tea party with lemon, honey and cheese,
It's two o'clock the air filled with laughter and voices saying "pass me the cheese please".
When the party was over it was time to clean the clubhouse up, so everyone had a task,
Things were done when one hour passed.
Then it was time to say good bye, Mickey yelled "I will see you soon" to Winnie and his friends,
Winnie's reply was, "just let me know when".
Off to the Hundred Acre Wood where they all lived, Christopher Robin led the way,
While the others followed, it seemed that they all enjoyed their stay.
[contest entry ] Jackie Thomas 1/5/2013
Pooh you are my favorite I love you
Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love pictures of fun bears on my shoes
Even if they are orange and not blue
Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love all the silly animal crew
Even if they are orange and not blue
Sometimes you need a fabric patch and glue
I love all the silly animal crew
I love pictures of fun bears on my shoes
Sometimes you need a fabric patch and glue
Pooh you are my favorite I love you
Date Written: 7/13/2021
3 Place
Picture # 4 All rhymes checked with Rhyme Zone.com 10-syllables per line checked with How Many Syllables.com Pantoum Rhyme 1 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Eve Roper
I gave my son a small pooh bear,
He got frightened oh my dear.
Now he is lying in the corner,
my kid put a blanket to keep him warmer
We walked along a well-stuffed path,
Winnie the Pooh and I.
We admired to watch a grasshopper and a cricket play
And most of their time jump up to catch mountainous flies.
We crossed a stream on flowery shore
To reach the other side;
For what is where all every kind of habitant from mountains
To rain forests as well as our friends of valley too.
Winnie the Pooh and I saw the familiar faces
And some are even unwelcome guests in our home;
They saw us and ran and gathered around us with their best manner they could.
We found jokes and laughers too
We looked at each one and we found beside them new friends.
Among the most extraordinary are walkingsticks and earwigs,
To watch them seriously Winnie the Pooh and I couldn’t;
We tapped our mouths while all of them looked at us.
Now there was no time to be serious but to laugh and having fun
Because Robert was coming with cookies and a jar of honey as well;
We sat down and glanced down at Robert who was ready to tell us his last adventure.
A Pungent Pang of Proof or Pooh
I had walked into the woods and sang my song of songs
As the autumn leaves lazily blew them lazily away,
Slowly and cautiously, I walked to the edge of the
woods as you came one day
I dreamily thought and looked savagely and vaguely for so long,
But in an instant thought I'd better not enter for I did not belong.
I instantly saw you as you shook your pensive head and heard
you say
I'd better not enter it might be too far; you might hear my footsteps stray,
If anyone may even see me, he may be much stronger than I
Fear was not or must not be one of my unknown foes which I'll deny.
From my view, where I stood still and thus saw it all,
All the lowly boughs upon the trees right near outside,
Smelling all the pungent sweet pangs it did will me to call
And tell everyone to which I had viewed and still abide.
For this is not a true tale which I have talked and walked aloof
In the woods, they lay awake and are here for nay they have no proof.
In pure happenstance, there may be a person to tell you, you’re a goof.
Any way I’m nearing the end of my fable of a tale
Can you not see the offensive smell of that elusive wail?
I thought I had seen it all, over many a year I’m still smelling
That gad awful smell, or is it a putrid smell of someone’s pooh.
Oh, oh, now you can see just how fast I can really run away from you.
Written: May 9, 2014
Theresa Marie W-C
Alan Alexander Milne wrote books
about his son, Christopher Robin, and his toys.
There was a tiger, a piglet,
a kangaroo and her joey, a donkey,
and a bear, Winnie the Pooh.
Christopher Robin named his bear
after a black bear at London zoo.
The original Winnie was bought
from a hunter in Canada;
she became a regiment’s mascot
in World War One, and was donated
to the zoo after the war.
Later drawn with a short red sweater,
revealing his rotund tummy,
Winnie the Pooh became a household name.
Jack Horne for PD's Dare contest
Share a smile
with friends while near
a pile of pooh.
Winnie the pooh is an icon
A mascot for a Canadian brigade
Named after the a lieutenants home
With the name of Winnipeg I heard
Mickey Mouse is an endearing fellow
To replace Oswald the lucky rabbit
Minnie his friend shyly says “Hello”
Poor Oswald is no more he’s had it
Wonder what would happen if
Mickey and Winnie were friends
Would Minnie get very jealous
Or would Tigger make amends
Whatever happens to this pair
A legend they have both become
Eeyore, Tigger and Winnie share
Minnie, Donald and Mickey’s home
In the Magic kingdom life is fun
Children gaze often in wonderment
At the rides and games to be won
Goodies to buy until money spent
So off home they go with their bags full
Of sweaters, bags, trainers and more
Most importantly a memory has been instilled
So dreams will be dreamt for evermore
Seren Roberts 1 January 2013
Winnie-the-Pooh
Loved his life and just knew
Hope and faith were the answer
As real love was the best dancer
Piglet
Who seemed to blush like a giglet
Followed good old Pooh around
Helped him up when he was down
Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Joseph May
August 28, 2021
Scatology IS
a theme we can write about -
I write poop poems
(some folk may prefer this alternative ending! )
Jan's poems are poop
a small testing kit
will plop through your letterbox
it’s simple to do
just three smears of pooh
for bowel cancer screening
it could save your life
with intervention
this cancer can be treated ...
don't leave it too late!
if you should notice
a change in bowel habits
then get it checked out
don't be embarrassed
get to the bottom of things ...
dying for a pooh?
11/24/18