Best Pooh Poems

Winnie the Pooh and Mickey Mouse
are painted on walls of green.
A maple crib stands in the corner.
It's a picture perfect scene.

There is only one thing missing
in this room so perfectly designed.
The baby was never to take a breath.
You have to wonder what God had in...

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Yesterday my day was bad,  in fact it was really crappy
Found seagull poop on my car- why can’t they wear a nappy

I also have an issue with a local dog
Went out for a walk and stepped on a dog’ log’

I suppose I should be...

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Disney’s famous mouse, named Mickey
became a world mega star quite quickly.
Michael Jackson got  famous wearing one white glove.
Well, Micky put on two and has enjoyed twice the love!

Mickey Mouse, the voice of Walt,
was the first cartoon ever to talk.
Though his wedding to Minnie has...

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Pooh, plush with his turned-up snout, 
pleased; peeked out the wide window. 
He prompt a mouth sigh, breathed out, 
placid with life, holding his pillow.

Seized by magic of nature
and buzzing noise, means there's bees.
Out the door happy creature,
beehives beneath limbs and shade of trees.

Pooh and...

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I once wrote a poem about pooh
Pooh’s a normal thing we ALL do
I'm now constipated
For I got berated
Guess what - now I'm stuck on the loo!

N.B I will NOT take criticism of my work sitting down!
lol

5th June 2015...

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Pooh you are my favorite I love you
Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love pictures of fun bears on my shoes
Even if they are orange and not blue



Of course your many friends and Tigger too
I love all the silly animal crew
Even if they...

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"Goosh, is that who I see",
"Winnie the Pooh, It's Mickey Mouse, do you remember me?"


"Where are you going Winnie? I am on my way to Disneyland",
"Where I shall meet all of my friends".


"Me too Mickey , I shall see you there near the honey tree",
"Where...

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I gave my son a small pooh bear,
He got frightened oh my dear.
Now he is lying in the corner,
my kid put a blanket to keep him warmer...

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We walked along a well-stuffed path,
Winnie the Pooh and I.
We admired to watch a grasshopper and a cricket play
And most of their time jump up to catch mountainous flies.

We crossed a stream on flowery shore
To reach the other side;
For what is where all every kind...

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A Pungent Pang of Proof or Pooh

I had walked into the woods and sang my song of songs
As the autumn leaves lazily blew them lazily away,
Slowly and cautiously, I walked to the edge of the 
woods as you came one day
I dreamily thought and looked...

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Alan Alexander Milne wrote books 
about his son, Christopher Robin, and his toys.
There was a tiger, a piglet, 
a kangaroo and her joey, a donkey, 
and a bear, Winnie the Pooh.

Christopher Robin named his bear
after a black bear at London zoo.
The original Winnie was bought...

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Share a smile
with friends while near
a pile of pooh....

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Winnie the pooh is an icon
A mascot for a Canadian brigade
Named after the a lieutenants home
With the name of Winnipeg I heard

Mickey Mouse is an endearing fellow
To replace Oswald the lucky rabbit
Minnie his friend shyly says “Hello” 
Poor Oswald is no more he’s had it

Wonder...

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Scatology IS
a theme we can write about -
I write poop poems

(some folk may prefer this alternative ending! )
Jan's poems are poop

a small testing kit
will plop through your letterbox
it’s simple to do

just three smears of pooh
for bowel cancer screening
it could save your life

with intervention
this cancer can...

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Winnie-the-Pooh
Loved his life and just knew
Hope and faith were the answer
As real love was the best dancer

Piglet
Who seemed to blush like a giglet
Followed good old Pooh around
Helped him up when he was down




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