Home » Poems » Jan Allison » Oh Pooh

Jan Allison | + Follow Poet |

Oh Pooh

Poet's Notes

(Show)

Become a Premium Member and post notes and photos about your poem like Jan Allison.

Yesterday my day was bad, in fact it was really crappy Found seagull poop on my car- why can’t they wear a nappy I also have an issue with a local dog Went out for a walk and stepped on a dog’ log’ I suppose I should be grateful an elephant can’t fly Just think if it’s poop hit you in the eye I am fed up of clearing up animal poop I had to share my thoughts with you on poetry soup 17th March 2015 I googled and really did find dog nappies!

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Lei Strauss

Date: 3/23/2015 5:17:00 AM

Lol, i'm trying to picture it out... This is a humorous one

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2015 12:47:00 PM

LOL Don't think too hard about my silly poem:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2015 12:25:00 AM

hahaha. you are the most charming of the humorous poets.Love your pics!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/20/2015 2:49:00 AM

Thanks Andrea:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 3/19/2015 10:03:00 AM

They are really good in my area. No poop! Love this fun write!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2015 10:05:00 AM

I wish they were here:-( Hugs jan xx

James Fraser

Date: 3/18/2015 3:04:00 PM

This is one thing I detest about some dog owners, they're total refusal to clean up after their dogs. Quite frankly I'd love to rub their faces in it, but I'm too nice, grrrr!! - James :) :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2015 5:11:00 AM

ha ha ha James I know of someone who would scoop it up put it in a bag and drop it through the owners letterbox lol :-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/18/2015 11:23:00 AM

They say falling pooh to were one is brings good luck..You are going to win the lottery Jan : )

Jan Allison
Date: 3/19/2015 5:10:00 AM

I should be a millionairess by now Charma - sadly its not true - just get pooped on from a great height lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 3/17/2015 8:54:00 PM

Of course they exist, I get them all the time, and so far Grandpa cant tell the difference!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/18/2015 4:24:00 AM

lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 3/17/2015 7:14:00 PM

Well done, I liked the poem for poetry's sake on it's own merit without a mission statement just some fun thoughts. Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 7:17:00 PM

I wrote this in my lunch break at work Emile - Last night I had to come straight in from work and clean my car - the rest of the poem is poetic licence lol BUT when I googled and found dog nappies i simply had to use the image lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 3/17/2015 5:53:00 PM

So cute, Jan, but you have a right to complain! Seagulls, we can't do anything about...but, dogs...some people are considerate, and some not...Enjoyed your poem. Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 5:59:00 PM

Just a silly write Sandra and when I found the dog nappies I had to post a pic too lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 3/17/2015 4:05:00 PM

People are also supposed to clear up after their dogs, but most of them don't; pavement get really filthy! Then there's the beekeeper across the road....his bees stain all the cars in the vicinity! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 4:08:00 PM

Oh the bees one is a tough call as they polinate the flowers and plants in the gardens - not sure I've seen 'bee stain' lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

James Peranteau

Date: 3/17/2015 2:54:00 PM

LOL LOL ! Totally awesome dear poet ! And I have this beautifully manicured lawn (can find Photos on FB ) and every once in a while some hairy thing deposits their log on my lawn right where I am nurturing it and....oooops it's pooops ! I'd like to spit some beachnut in that dogs eye !<~~~~ that's a country song jan....Anywho....have a wonderful day.....much love, james

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 3:02:00 PM

LOL James - Isn't it just so irritating when you find logs on your lawn - I just wish some people would be a little more considerate when it comes to poopa scooping and letting their dogs loose. Hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 3/17/2015 10:00:00 AM

How about cat nappies. I'm forever cleaning cat nappies off my shoes. Got a huge laugh out of this one. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 11:47:00 AM

Thanks Daver:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/17/2015 8:55:00 AM

- O.m.g. ..... Elephant poop in your head .... no, it's better with seagull poop !!!! - Maybe an idea ..... a good business .... sell diapers for flying animals :))) - A 7 for poop :))) - smile & hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/17/2015 9:05:00 AM

- I have two dogs (girls) ..... they use diapers .... (2 times a year / no pairing / no blood on the floor :) - Seagull poop ruining varnish of the car - Poop sucks :)) )

Jan Allison
Date: 3/17/2015 8:58:00 AM

I had seagull poop on the car when I set off for work yesterday morning - when I went back to the car after work it was covered in even more and I had to wash the car as soon as I got home rather than cook tea lol - the thought of flying elephants - oh no - and doggy nappies - I couldn't believe they even existed lol!:-) Hugs Jan xx