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Oh Pooh

Yesterday my day was bad,  in fact it was really crappy
Found seagull poop on my car- why can’t they wear a nappy

I also have an issue with a local dog
Went out for a walk and stepped on a dog’ log’

I suppose I should be grateful an elephant can’t fly
Just think if it’s poop hit you in the eye

I am fed up of clearing up animal poop
I had to share my thoughts with you on poetry soup

17th March 2015

I googled and really did find dog nappies!

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Lei Strauss March 23, 2015 at 5:17 AM Lol, i'm trying to picture it out... This is a humorous one Jan Allison March 23, 2015 at 12:47 PM LOL Don't think too hard about my silly poem:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2015 at 12:25 AM hahaha. you are the most charming of the humorous poets.Love your pics!! Jan Allison March 20, 2015 at 2:49 AM Thanks Andrea:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne March 19, 2015 at 10:03 AM They are really good in my area. No poop! Love this fun write! Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 10:05 AM I wish they were here:-( Hugs jan xx

James Fraser March 18, 2015 at 3:04 PM This is one thing I detest about some dog owners, they're total refusal to clean up after their dogs. Quite frankly I'd love to rub their faces in it, but I'm too nice, grrrr!! - James :) :) Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 5:11 AM ha ha ha James I know of someone who would scoop it up put it in a bag and drop it through the owners letterbox lol :-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop March 18, 2015 at 11:23 AM They say falling pooh to were one is brings good luck..You are going to win the lottery Jan : ) Jan Allison March 19, 2015 at 5:10 AM I should be a millionairess by now Charma - sadly its not true - just get pooped on from a great height lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso March 17, 2015 at 8:54 PM Of course they exist, I get them all the time, and so far Grandpa cant tell the difference!!! Jan Allison March 18, 2015 at 4:24 AM lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet March 17, 2015 at 7:14 PM Well done, I liked the poem for poetry's sake on it's own merit without a mission statement just some fun thoughts. Emile. Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 7:17 PM I wrote this in my lunch break at work Emile - Last night I had to come straight in from work and clean my car - the rest of the poem is poetic licence lol BUT when I googled and found dog nappies i simply had to use the image lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sandra Haight March 17, 2015 at 5:53 PM So cute, Jan, but you have a right to complain! Seagulls, we can't do anything about...but, dogs...some people are considerate, and some not...Enjoyed your poem. Hugs, Sandra Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 5:59 PM Just a silly write Sandra and when I found the dog nappies I had to post a pic too lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Paul Callus March 17, 2015 at 4:05 PM People are also supposed to clear up after their dogs, but most of them don't; pavement get really filthy! Then there's the beekeeper across the road....his bees stain all the cars in the vicinity! Hugs // paul Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 4:08 PM Oh the bees one is a tough call as they polinate the flowers and plants in the gardens - not sure I've seen 'bee stain' lol :-) Hugs Jan xx

James Peranteau March 17, 2015 at 2:54 PM LOL LOL ! Totally awesome dear poet ! And I have this beautifully manicured lawn (can find Photos on FB ) and every once in a while some hairy thing deposits their log on my lawn right where I am nurturing it and....oooops it's pooops ! I'd like to spit some beachnut in that dogs eye !<~~~~ that's a country song jan....Anywho....have a wonderful day.....much love, james Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 3:02 PM LOL James - Isn't it just so irritating when you find logs on your lawn - I just wish some people would be a little more considerate when it comes to poopa scooping and letting their dogs loose. Hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin March 17, 2015 at 10:00 AM How about cat nappies. I'm forever cleaning cat nappies off my shoes. Got a huge laugh out of this one. Love, daver Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 11:47 AM Thanks Daver:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 17, 2015 at 8:55 AM - O.m.g. ..... Elephant poop in your head .... no, it's better with seagull poop !!!! - Maybe an idea ..... a good business .... sell diapers for flying animals :))) - A 7 for poop :))) - smile & hugs // Anne-Lise :) Anne-Lise Andresen March 17, 2015 at 9:05 AM - I have two dogs (girls) ..... they use diapers .... (2 times a year / no pairing / no blood on the floor :) - Seagull poop ruining varnish of the car - Poop sucks :)) ) Jan Allison March 17, 2015 at 8:58 AM I had seagull poop on the car when I set off for work yesterday morning - when I went back to the car after work it was covered in even more and I had to wash the car as soon as I got home rather than cook tea lol - the thought of flying elephants - oh no - and doggy nappies - I couldn't believe they even existed lol!:-) Hugs Jan xx