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Another Pooh Poem

I once wrote a poem about pooh
Pooh’s a normal thing we ALL do
I'm now constipated
For I got berated
Guess what - now I'm stuck on the loo!

N.B I will NOT take criticism of my work sitting down!
lol

5th June 2015

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Old Buck

July 2, 2015 at 1:19 PM

Jan: Someone mentioned "on line publishers just want your money". I wish there were some way I could tell you of one I found that didn't and I've been very happy with my results. Maybe there is a way that I'm not aware of? oldbuck

Jan Allison

July 4, 2015 at 4:49 PM

you could always send me a soup mail Old Buck:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

June 7, 2015 at 6:07 AM

lol...This poem about pooh/ may make some people blush/ but what are you to do/ as their faces get flush....

Jan Allison

June 7, 2015 at 6:38 AM

ha ha ha Joseph - at least I can laugh at myself and really I should thank the childish person for blocking me as I am getting more and more reads on my 'highly offensive' 'float on' poem. I smile every time I see the image I posted - I wonder if the hand we can't see has an appropriate hand sign lol :-) Hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

June 6, 2015 at 8:25 AM

you are very funny Jan, and your poems are really entertaining, I look forward to them especially when my sky is grey . : ).

Jan Allison

June 7, 2015 at 1:50 AM

Aww thanks Charma - l If someone doesn't like what I write that is their prerogative but they have no need to write a negative comment. To be blocked for writing a poem about 'pooh' beggars belief. As you can see I won't take criticism of my 'crap' poems sitting down lol and in fact their action has backfired as I am getting more reads and comments on my 'highly inappropriate' 'float on' poem so i am delighted:-) Hugs jan xx

John Lawless

June 6, 2015 at 6:23 AM

I had to "log" in before I could comment on this ode to the "log" out. could constipation be called a "log" jam? It would seem Jan that you do some of your best work "sitting down". OK, I'm rating this a 7 and opening the window.

Jan Allison

June 6, 2015 at 9:32 AM

ha ha ha that made me laugh out loud John - I will not let the opinion of one person spoil my enjoyment - the comments here prove their is still room for my crap poetry on the site - ooh must dash got another poem to pen - must go with the flow with my poetic diarrhoea :-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

June 6, 2015 at 4:59 AM

got enough toilet paper to stay there for another day?..lol, love your humor, jan.. huggs

Jan Allison

June 6, 2015 at 5:07 AM

Well I have a 'blockage' Nette so I may be there for some time lol:-) I LOVE the fact that by being blocked has actually increaded my readings on my 'highly offensive' 'float on' poem - looks like it has backfired and for that I am truly greatful lol:-) Hugs jan xx hope you will join my fun footles contest:-) Hugs jan xx

Judy Konos

June 5, 2015 at 11:19 PM

In this case, it's good work but I think it calls for an exhaust fan!

Jan Allison

June 6, 2015 at 2:04 AM

ha ha ha Judy yes an extractor fan - but no one is going to extract my sense of humour from writing about what i want to lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Constance La France

June 5, 2015 at 10:37 PM

Jan, this is so funny, witty and strong, don't you take any crap from anyone, here or in life in general, you go, a wonderful big fat 7

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 10:44 PM

As you can see I had fun with this Broken Wings - to think I have been blocked for writing a crap poem - oh I mean a poem about crap. I will not be dictated to by anyone over what subjects I choose to write about. If people are childish enough to admit publically that is the reason I have been blocked is because I wrote a poem about pooh - "which is not a subject for poets" simply beggars belief :-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

June 5, 2015 at 10:27 PM

Uh, another? :-)...Good morning already Jan. Hope you had good rest... I did...:-)

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 10:32 PM

4.30 am can't sleep:-( but I sure can write crap poems oh i mean poems about crap lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

June 5, 2015 at 10:26 PM

lol....you don't take any crap : )

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 10:27 PM

I simply write 'crap poems' Tim oh I meant poems about crap! lol:-) Hugs Jan

Alexis Y.

June 5, 2015 at 8:45 PM

Jan, This is hilarious! You sure didn't take it sitting down. Great poem:) Alexis

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 10:29 PM

If someone does'nt like my poems and my style then that is up to them but to be blocked simply for writing a poem they don't approve of beggars belief BUT rest assured I will NOT be dictated to or belittled by someone over what I write or the way i write it:-) Hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

June 5, 2015 at 10:19 PM

I really admire the fact that you don't let no one dictate how you express your art. Way to go girl! :) Alexis

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 10:00 PM

I HAD to get that line in - to think I have been blocked by someone for writing about 'pooh' it beggars belief they publically admit it - how childish - but no one will ever dictate to me what subjects I can or cannot write about! Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

June 5, 2015 at 7:19 PM

hahaha. Love the note at the end!!!! love the pic. love the poem!

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 9:59 PM

Thanks as ever for your support and advice Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

June 5, 2015 at 7:10 PM

oh my goodness friggin' funny

Jan Allison

June 5, 2015 at 9:58 PM

I had fun with this angel - no one is dictating to me what I can an cannot write about! Hugs Jan xx and to be blocked for writing a poem about pooh - it beggars belief someone is so childish to even admit it :-) xx