Best Pensioner Poems

A seventy year old couple on a romantic date,
Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe,
Feeling so good, a kiss they sought,
Locking mouths their false teeth...

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Let me keep day dreaming
for I do my best thinking
when I'm not blinking
Like a child's toy my thoughts are spinning 
I float amongst the Stars
Big...

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If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer
Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner
Kind of a dream
Don't have much steam
But I'd give...

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Oh so nice to see you at this hour  
Going bed? No, a dressing gown 
is my evening attire.
what's mine is yours to share
Of...

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You’re never too old to learn something new,
You’re never too old to explore,
You’re never too old to have hopes and dreams,
You’re never too old to...

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Waiting for God….  until they are dead,
surprised every morning they rise from their bed.
Surely all pensioner knows it is time
to leave it to others,...

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O help me!  I've fallen
And I can't get it up!
I'm stuck here acrawlin'
Up a Double-D cup

Now don't let us dicker
I am over the hill
Just...

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The Waiting Room

The April weather shifted high to low,
Exposing those early clout casters
To the concluding bite of winter;
Footsteps full of foreboding
Trudge their last legs up...

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Morning conversation 

I get up first in the morning
Coming back to bed my wife ask
Did you?
“No, I need coffee first”
My wife gets up coming back
I...

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The pregnant dream vs the naked existence.
The healthy belligerent vs sanguine invalid. 
The buoyant child vs the cavillous pensioner.
The all-giving African vs the all-recieving European.
The...

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Teenage girls to the age of 18
Are renown as juicy and lean
Then Old Father Time
Commits an hate crime
Making them fat, wrinkled, and mean!...

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My bleary eyes delicately opened to the view
Of the cold, hard, unapologetic grey wall.
I’m in jail? Now the meet and greet. 
“Hey, is anyone else...

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If the truth be told, I'm in love with Jennifer
Aniston that is, not some mangy old pensioner
Kind of a dream
Don't have much steam
But I'd give...

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Pensioner

There are problems in the land and you are a pensioner,
austerity is like a sweat horse blanket that doesn’t dry.
Medicine old people needs are getting...

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Am old
Senior, single out
But aged in four dimensional
Chronological, time and matter does it matter
It's only a state of mind
And I live in the state of...

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