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Pensioner Poems - Poems about Pensioner


Pensioners, Come Tomorrow
What can it be if not ignited tension Among retirees waiting for their pension That weakly caters for their weekly ration Their numerous legs, hundreds of suspension: A carbon copy of the criminal’s in a police station. Long, I’ve been watching their tired faces And ceaseless circuitous paces, All of them buffeted by the issued new orders About which they wouldn’t tell...

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Categories: pensioner, anger, fear, sympathy,
Form: Rhyme
A Pensioner
A Pensioner An octogenarian - he moved to the retirement home which promised all-year sun, blue sky, and sedate sea. A grey, balding, and stooped figure, his gait is far from firm as he walks. Panoramic vistas, crushed-cardboard like hills, frame the backdrop to his daily meanderings. His dim and distorted memories mimic the surrounding mountain range, hazily...

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Categories: pensioner, appreciation, retirement,
Form: Blank verse



Halloween Parade
Teenage girls to the age of 18 Are renown as juicy and lean Then Old Father Time Commits an hate crime Making them fat, wrinkled, and mean!...

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Categories: pensioner, change, halloween, journey, old,
Form: Limerick
Pinch An Ear
O help me! I've fallen And I can't get it up! I'm stuck here acrawlin' Up a Double-D cup Now don't let us dicker I am over the hill Just be a mite quicker Slipping me that blue pill!...

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Categories: pensioner, autumn, endurance, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Dangers of Pensioner Dating
A seventy year old couple on a romantic date, Were at a bistro eating seafood crepe, Feeling so good, a kiss they sought, Locking mouths their false teeth got caught, And both sets fell onto the plate....

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Categories: pensioner, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick




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