Best Pearls Before Swine Poems
Pearls To Swinethis is a poem about idiotic fools who try to take kindness for weakness
i figured you were needy
but all you really wanna do is get your dirty hands greasy
yo,here's a little money to get you through the day
here's a little sandwich i was gonna throw...
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Categories:
pearls before swine, foodme, love, me,
Form:
Limerick
Pearls Before Swinehome is where the heart is
I spewed forth my guts
laid open the treasure chest
and offered up the crown jewels
while the swine cast
their dung in the entrails...
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Categories:
pearls before swine, anger, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Pearls and SwineSnuffling for truffles
Scenting morsels of delight
Delirious swine
Drowning in the oyster beds
Drunk on mysterious wine
by Gail...
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Categories:
pearls before swine, animal, bible, death, metaphor,
Form:
Tanka
Pearls Before SwineDrove past your old house, slowin' just because..
perhaps just to return to scene of the crime.
Kinda sad to find nothing left as once was,
proof your lapdog better comfort than I.
Came to settle all old grievances,
finish what once so well begun, though breaking.
My mistake...
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Categories:
pearls before swine, absence, appreciation, life, lost
Form:
Rhyme
Pearls Before SwineSo many pearls before the swine
He didn’t know which to pick
So fell asleep and dreamed to fly
Straight up to some Alpean peak
There he took selfies, drank high tea
And then he flew back home
Down to the native piggery
Where one day he was born
His dream was suddenly...
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Categories:
pearls before swine, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme