Best Partying Poems

At Blitzen’s Christmas Dances Everyone Fields Glances
However, It Just Keeps Lecherous Men’s Nuances
Out Pacing Quietly Reserved Shy Things
Until Vodka Wields Xmas Yuletide Zings 



6 November 2021
For Contest: Alphabet Soup
Sponsor: William Kekaula...

Continue reading...

Drinking is a frivolous joy 
Much to feel as though you were a young boy
Having fun dancing with a girl 
Now don't forget the most important part, which is not to hurl!...

Continue reading...

The nation that rules with authority
Of the people and by the people-see
Needs fewer rules and laws
Since we are ruled by bills
Set by a few good men, change the polarity!!

**Inspired by John Freeman's contest-limerick on the subject of congress setting 
rules they don't follow....

Continue reading...

partygoers partying pock peck pock
A baa is just as good and effective as a peck for wools and beaks can repeal even the smallest of fleas through the movements of neck and the chewing of grass in meadows. It is said to be as hazardous...

Continue reading...

Being gregarious by nature, they are not exempted
“No man is an island;” such they take as truth-prompted…
Hence, Partee and Friendee never want to be afflicted
by gatherings’ constrained, though they are affected.

With pandemic-caused community lockdown enforcement
Partee and Friendee never find themselves bereft of enjoyment
since their social...

Continue reading...

High heels
Toe peels


One Footle for Judy Konos
Zelene Desha
July 8, 2015...

Continue reading...

Born in nineteen forty four
We met when I was sweet sixteen
We found true love forevermore
My precious love ~ my soulmate

Spending our whole life together
With precious son ~ our only one
Then creeping like inclement weather
The Big C came it knew your name

You were so strong you...

Continue reading...

When I saw this picture of me and a time long left behind
I’m not sure why or how…but William Shakespeare came to mind.

‘The time of life is short’ he wrote…and William was in the know
because this picture was taken, if I’m not mistaken, over 30...

Continue reading...

Not a mythical creature,
or the patriarch of a lewd, cartoon family,
you are my roommate.
Well, one of them,
and you have been for two years now. 

Superhero posters make your room your own.
Perhaps you’re concealing a secret identity
when you refuse to hang out with us;
 on late...

Continue reading...

I be talking crazy when I’m off the yoppas.
But she love how I talk crazy off the yoppas.
I didn’t really want her but you know I got her. 
Filled her script like I was a doctor. 

Keep the tool with me, but, you I got...

Continue reading...