Best Parties Poems

Umbrellas, brooms, chickens
All they offer us to hope for
Dying dreams...

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Women Bartender Parties 

Their eyes watched 
the bartender,
like a tennis ball, 
volleying to each side, 
bouncing, soft like 
from side to side 
of the bar, filling drinks
and old men's hearts
with wet dreams,
prompting the men 
on gathering closer
to the campfire.
She was hot.
Their necks stretched,
minds made pseudo
claims,...

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If by some coup of divine luck I had to wisely say,
I would enlighten you around your exquisite way.
Notwithstanding, they appear to slip from my grip,
Wet wails are set down, and they correctly air slip.

No, I'm not leastwise, going to attempt,
The gentle words solace me...

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Do I believe in change?
I do, for when I first meet
a love, can not be made until
a change comes from both 
parties involved.

Then the promises for tomorrow
come we are much wiser at this
point we finally fill love with joys
of yesterdays, today's and tomorrow's.
Then our love...

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Between two parties Ron Paul openly stands,
a Libertarian running for the GOP nomination.
Wealthy Mitt Romney stealthily switches brands;
a liberal disguised as a Republican I’ll shun.



*For Gwen's Chastushka contest...

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What if political parties
all over Earth
were invited together to sign a covenant
at a We The BiCameral People Party;

A covenant to never nominate or endorse or vote for a candidate for public office
without economic
and political
and environmental
and psychological
and socio-cooperative logical training
in non-violent communication skills,
verbal and non-verbal.

This experience,
publicly...

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the greenland shark can be seen around greenland
and the brain begins to slow at 24

my brain fully developed in primary school
but my face has yet to do so

toxins in the air juxtaposed with the fermi paradox
rivers of mercury and winston churchill's parrot

i want to move...

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At parties - all my colleagues look so funny,
And very often to an embarrassing degree.
I take their  pictures  absolutely  free,     
But I delete these photos for some  money....

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Is every politician just interested in cash
It seems their lives are all corrupt and filled with so much trash

Is it just two parties where they’re laughing deep inside
They voted their own paycheck in so they could take a ride

They spend all of our money quicker...

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Move on, my friend
Raise your right hand
To move on, to concede
Wasting your time will lead
To nothing, nichts, niente, nada
Do it for the soul of America.

Stop wasting your energy
Stop the lies and the anomaly
A real man accepts defeat
Hey dude, you got beat
You lost, you’re defeated
Stop being...

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we must decide to stop pollution before it to late, natures struggling it won't wait! 
misuse of fossil fuel, deforestation, habitat destruction, plastics, failing to recycle is sealing our fate! 
that is what the green party environmentalists are always preaching, you bet their fretting! 
climate...

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Twinkle twinkle, the lights red blue and green,
On the end of the week, twilight evening scene.
The partygoers emerge, stardust in their eyes,
Like the sunshine glare on golden butterflies!

The end of a long day, withal the end of a week,
Sequins after sunset, and full moon of...

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"Is there anyone for stuffing?
Well done George, send us down your plate,
Auntie, if you've finished with the cranberry sauce
Could you please pass it across to Kate?"

"Brian can I interest you in my brussels?
There's nothing quite like a good sprout,
If anyone wants anything passed,
Don’t wait to...

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Dad had left on urgent business,
something to do with a workers' dispute,
and Mum was at the next-door neighbour's
on one of her 'brief' visits.
Mary, the birthday boy's elder sister,
had just dished out the junkets.
Martin, known for his irascible fits, arrived late.
He  started flicking blancmange around.
His...

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Debilitating laughter
at the hands of a master
a dirty minded b@stard
who knows what he’s after

The ever subtle asker
he caresses and flatters
his clever patter shatters
cares that should matter

Finally, we moved to extract her
the wobbling girl from Nebraska
from a drunken fraternal disaster
and the junior poised to shaft her

Uhh,...

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