Best Overeating Poems

The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.
If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it...

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Extra room for overeating anonymous
Some Americans
Look like refrigerators
No wonder
They have eaten 
Everything that is inside
For years
Now they are building refrigerators
With extra rooms...

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The Inflated Nation!

Americans growing wider by the minute!
Is there  a Russian collusion behind this illusion?
(Now, there's a breaking news headline
with real meat in it)

(Mashed potatoes,...

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Can't sleep?  Why not?
   Drink a lot?  Feverish hot?

Indigestion?  Sinus congestion?
   Arthritis pain?  Half insane?
 
Constant wheezing?...

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Women’s rights?
     Men in tights  

   Rising crime?
     Hang wind-chimes

   Covid fears?
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"Book Worms"   Posted 1 Feb 2021

i'm reading a book about anti-gravity      I can't put it down

that bio of...

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Sponsor: Rob Carmack


There's seven deadly sins, I am number one.
When the darkness comes, I am very fun.
My wrath of death seems to follow...

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JACK SPRATT

Mc Donald's food  is unhealthy it's thought
Food is food no matter where it's bought

When encountering starvation on your traveled road
You'll not hearing them...

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Oh Goddess, Little Debbie,
Queen of all Saturated Fat,
Sometime of Swiss, which is called Roll,
Now of the delightful Court of Nutty Bars,
I respectfully esteem your Zebra...

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On Monday I tried to call you but no one was home.
On Tuesday I walked to your home and  rang the doorbell.
There was no...

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Can you ever imagine
How life would really be
If most birds were obese
And fell from their tree?
Sparrows staggering somehow
Around with bent beaks
Upturned to the sky
Awaiting helpful...

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Beth met James on the nudist beach, 
Splashing and crashing around.
He had revived her with mouth to mouth, 
After she’d nearly drowned.

And Bruce met Frank...

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It’s called, ’excessive fork to mouth disease’.
Overeating too much of what we please.
Sitting excessively on our derrière?
Watching TV, or writing poetry with magical flairs?

Lockdowns were...

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Overeating
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Been feeling a bit extra strange today
Can't imagine what's the reason
My tightie whities must be a little too tight
Think lately, I'm overeating

3X most likely is...

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