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Overeating Poems - Poems about Overeating


Out of Work and No Hors D'Oeuvre
Don't expect an hors d'ouervre when you're out of work, mate! Blame that on politics or blame it on your fate. However much you mutter, from now on it's bread and butter. Just pretend you're on a diet. You'll be happy if you try it. Don't think you're in a ditch but take pity on the rich. To them it doesn't matter that poor...

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Categories: overeating, food, jobs, social,
Form: Burlesque
Eater
I have gorged myself since I was young, occupying the uppermost rung of the swallowing clique, and to stay thin and sleek I exert my key muscle — the tongue....

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Categories: overeating, food, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick



We Evolved At a Furious Pace
We evolved at a furious pace. Oh, how noble we are as a race! But why are we here? The answer, I fear, is to always be stuffing our face....

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Categories: overeating, food, humanity, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Voracious Eater
Voracious eater Courageously devours Large quantities of Oysters and snails Drowning Them Making no big deal of His Edacious Manner...

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Categories: overeating, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Overeating Dragon
Dragon Addicted Banana splits No longer fits through doors Diet!...

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Categories: overeating, animal, food, fun, funny,
Form: Cinqku



Premium Member Overeating Dragon
Dragon Dragon Addicted To banana splits Can't fit through the doors Diet!...

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Categories: overeating, animal, food, funny, humorous,
Form: Cinqku
How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving
The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips. If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't go straight to your hips. That's the perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving. But if you can't get your lips unstuck, one week later you'll no longer be living....

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Categories: overeating, food, funny, humor, thanksgiving,
Form: Rhyme
Extra Room For Overeating Anonymous
Extra room for overeating anonymous Some Americans Look like refrigerators No wonder They have eaten Everything that is inside For years Now they are building refrigerators With extra rooms...

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Categories: overeating, funny,
Form: ABC

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