Best Out Of The Way Poems

I-Into
F-Flying,

Y-You
O-Obstruct
U-Undulating.

S-Selfish,
E-Evil,
E-Elf!

T-Try
H-Helping
E-Everyone!

R-Rudolph
E-Expressed
D-Dismay

O-Of
F-Fiend.

H-Harassment 
I-In
S-Sky!

N-No
O-Obstruction,
S-Smeagol
E-Elf!

A-And
N-Now
D-Don’t 

T-Test
H-Him!
E-Extra

W-Wide,
H-He’s
I-Irate,
T-Totally
E-Experienced

I-In
N-Naughtiness.

H-Harsh
I-Is
S-Santa!

E-Eagerly
Y-You
E-Earn
S-Soot -

G-Gift
E-Extended
T-To

O-Obstructors,
U-Under
T-Trust.

O-Openheartedly
F-Find

T-Treasure
H-Helping
E-Everyone.

W-Winter
A-Airway
Y-Yuletide.

12/3/2022
Christmas Acrostic
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Get the Hell out of the Way

Get the hell out of the way
you little, foolish girl;
you keep beating my head with the baseball bat
that carries all those bad memories.
Stop it and get the hell away from me,
leave me in peace.
Go with the setting of the...

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*Image of Hikers Warning by Pixabay.

Out Of The Way

As a self-proclaimed ruler of my person, I am mindful of the internal convictions, external constitutions as Lord overseer of my spotless realm,

Upon my own free will, find I amongst the woods traversing o'er unturned rocks and...

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