Best Organized Crime Poems
In the 1920's labor had fights
Employers hired toughs, both sides ignored rights
Unions hired the Mafia, thought they’d be strong
The tactic was effective, but unwise and wrong.
The Mafia knew that beggars can’t choose
They made an offer the unions could not refuse
Took over, raided wages, extorted the boss
They made the gain, the workers the loss
In Mexico, cartels own a third of the land
Don’t run for office, you might die by their hand
In Russia and China, rulers solidify Mafia ties
Crime helps rulers, and liberty dies.
Cash for the ruthless, recently in the news
Iran paid European Mafias to kill Europe’s Jews
There's no stopping the wicked, they endlessly reach
These warning verses are but a stone on a beach
Your profile may be low, so you see no cause to arm
But get in their way, and then comes the harm
To take an example, I read this to my alarm
Not far from me, Hudson valley, bodies hidden in a farm.
Any tech that helps, bad guys seize the chance.
Like a drug that puts victims in a spellbound trance
That drug: 'devil's breath', will severely confuse.
So it and other drugs Columbia Mafia’s use
From the danger buffet, you can take your pick
Bad guys don't have to kill, they can make you sick
Harmful drugs aerosolized, blown to a face
Your life derailed, a crime with no trace.
So, the picture is this
Governments and Mafias give each other a kiss
Technology for both, that can control you
What a brave new world, nothing we can do.
OPERATION FALLEN BEGAN AFTER SEVERAL CORRUPT COPS SELLING DRUGS FOR GARGANO ACTUALLY BECAME JUNK SICK JEOPARDIZING HIS CRIME FAMILY HE ACTUALLY PAID CORRUPT OFFICERS TO SEND GOOD INCORUPTIBLE OFFICERS INTO WAR ZONES BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY HIRED ABUSE OF POWER TO ALLOW EARLY RELEASE FOR HIS PERSONAL LIST OF REPEAT SEVERE VIOLENT OFFENDERS REACHING OVER ONE HUNDRED SEVERE VIOLENT OFFENDERS MEANWHILE THESE OFFICERS ARE DUMB FOUNDED FEARING FOR THEIR LIVES FINALLY MURDERED BY FRIENDLY FIRE MEANWHILE THE ONE HUNDRED REPEAT SEVERE VIOLENT OFFENDERS RECIEVE EARLY RELEASES AND FREE DUSNEY PASSES THE GAMES OF ORGANIZED CRIME CORRUPTION CROSSING OVER RICO VIOLALTIONS COMPLETE CRIME AND PUNISHMENT FOR INCORRUPTIBLE OFFICERS FBI INFORMANTS I WOLL NEVER EVER FEAR ABUSE OF POWER EXCESSIVE BULLYING ORGANIZED CRIME AND CORRUPTION WORKING FOR THE GARGANO CRIME FAMILY OVER ARSON MURDER OF 9 ELDERLY PERSONS GOD BLESS ALL THE FALLEN GOD BLESS AMERICA
This is Mr. Squeaky, mouse reporter,
squeaking to you from the Swiss cheese quarter,
where the crime bosses will decide the price
you'll have to pay for a provolone slice.
My modest size lets me to infiltrate
the safe house where they will decide the fate
of decent queso lovers like you and I -
oh no - they want to restrict the supply!
Don "Blockhead" Cheddarino, barks and glares
at an aging figure, caught unawares,
Gouda Bidini, aged not to perfection,
"Our common goal, deplete the deli section."
What will they do with the power they seize?
Good people, they will take away our cheese!
They'll attack all of us midnight snackers.
They'll take away the brie for our crackers!
This, friends and viewers, is no baloney -
no more cheddar for our macaroni!
We'll take a bite, and we'll sit and stare
when our grilled-cheese sandwich is filled with air.
They're going to agree to a treaty:
no more mozzarella for baked ziti.
We need something stretchy on pizza pie -
a serious case for the FBI.
Better bring in J Cheddar Hoover fast.
My appetite's going nuts - I won't last.
This has been your intrepid mouse reporter,
and aspiring exquisite cheese importer.
Good night and good luck. You think this is so dumb?
Wait 'til you see me in my next po-em.
I truly feel sorry for the Gargano
crime family that your only means
of support was through harming
me embezzling racketeering my
traumatic brain injury claim
intimidating identity fraud
impersonating me attempting
to extort my American poetry
my god I feel sad for your family
you're no Sammy the bull you need
my identity for medical treatment
after faking your death the funds
ran out and here we are i can't help
you I'm disabled I can't support your
dealers and killers your violent offenders
seeking early release this makes me so sad
organized crime and corruption should
support all members when they reach
a certain age unable to bring scores
to the table the five families should
open the books stop threatening me
Charles Bravo died, stomach problems made him sick
Then “cause of death” was found to be arsenic
This happened 150 years ago
Who did him in? we’ll never know.
Harold Shipman caused thousands of deaths
Morphine made victims draw their last breaths.
He was attending physician each time
So many patients, a British record in crime.
Sunny fell into a coma, thought to be ill
Then insulin was found, a clever way to kill.
Symptoms mimic natural causes, poisons often do
Police then find no reason to continue to pursue.
The pattern is not rare, and here’s a thought:
If no crime is suspected, no criminal is caught.
Think today of how much more science knows
Drugs for good or bad, the list ever grows.
I once read a book: the name I’ll redact
It gave the formula for a poison we cannot detect.
It gave the formula of two, I just remember one
Ways to get your enemies without a knife or gun.
Suppose an enemy wants you sick, but not to die
There are ways to clip your wings, so you don’t reach the sky.
A drug puts you out of the race, an invisible attack
Even if you suspect, it’s a needle in a haystack.
Now you might think you’re safe, just be careful what you eat
I have news for you, no fortress is complete
Drugs can enter by touch or even when you breathe
We’re all in big trouble, can I get you to believe?
I’ve felt the dose that does not slay
But moves inconvenience out of the way
A dark turn in the plot, a promise unfinished.
A life need not be destroyed to be diminished.