Best Old Maid Poems
Below are the all-time best Old Maid poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of old maid poems written by PoetrySoup members
Old Maid Is Over My HeadShogi
me?
I can barely play Go Fish
Old Maid is well over my head
Shogi?
I think not
Shogi: Japanese chess
where you get to use your
opponent’s captured army...
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Categories:
old maid, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Light Verse
Old Maid GamesI recall a card game
probably extending back past the 1950s
called Old Maid.
There was also Authors
and a few other choices
less popular with me.
But Old Maid sticks...
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Categories:
old maid, earth, gender, health, humanity,
Form:
Political Verse
A Vanilla DoveCypress trees like evergreen steeples
rise above rows of gravestone woes,
their shadows lie side by side like railroad ties
across writhing paths banded like snakes;
the gravel...
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Categories:
old maid, bird, death, grief, hope,
Form:
Free verse
Not Even CloseA musical throng of 400,000 strong invaded a dairy farm in New York in 1969,
which set fire to the 70’s; but there was no...
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Categories:
old maid, growing up, life, nostalgia,
Form:
Free verse
The VirginA surly old maid
had an urge to be laid
and bemoaned her virginal status
with life discontented
her plight she lamented:
"'tis not easy to live without coitus."
A scheme...
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Categories:
old maid, funny
Form:
Rhyme
He's Their GrandpaMy husband... has never minded
eating a vegetable he doesn't like
just so they will...
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Categories:
old maid, dedication, husband,
Form:
Free verse
Why Does the Flower FadeWhy does splendor gray
Why does the flower fade
Once a fair maiden
Now an old maid
Beauty's virtue lies not in decay...
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Categories:
old maid, age, beauty, flower,
Form:
Rhyme
Jan's Chocolate AdventuresJan caught a jet plane to New York
Where bacon does not come from pork
To end her trip
Jan let one rip
The Captain delivered a stork
Jan's flight...
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Categories:
old maid, chocolate, flying, funny, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Two Poet Pen Pals Having FunMy pen pal and I both had a passion for poetry books
The city library was thought of. We met in her nooks.
Shush! Shush! We heard...
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Categories:
old maid, books,
Form:
Rhyme
A Sad Duck Eleanor RigbyEleanor Rigby, picks up the rice
In the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Waits at the window, wearing the face
That she keeps in...
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Categories:
old maid, loneliness,
Form:
Free verse
I Remember SmokeyOnce when I was just a kid,
My sister eight years older,
My sister's boyfriend came to call,
While we were playing soldier.
Stationed in the jungle we,
Cut off...
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Categories:
old maid, cat, childhood,
Form:
Quatrain
Math TeacherShe was known as "Miss Knuckle Rapper"—
My old-maid math teacher in sixth grade.
She was well-groomed, but hardly dapper
And unrelentingly strict, stern, and staid.
"You WILL master...
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Categories:
old maid, school, teacher,
Form:
Rhyme
Ice RosesWintergreen leaves of frozen tiffany, encased within
Crystalized ice cycles are the delicate roses of youth.
Tender shards easily shattered or creaked by
Betrayals heavily handed anvils...
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Categories:
old maid, beauty, betrayal, gothic, heartbreak,
Form:
Free verse
Lizzie BordenLIZZIE BORDEN
Poor miss Lizzie, a murderess acquitted,
By a judgment’s ruling of her peers,
Yet command by histories theatrics.
Astound damsel, to the wealth’s elite,
A matron’s old...
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Categories:
old maid, character, halloween, holiday, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
The Mona Lisa
I saw this darling little chick,
she looked a swinging geezer.
I thought I’d move to get in quick.
Her name was Mona Lisa.
I thought she had a...
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Categories:
old maid, hope, sad,
Form:
Verse