Best Ogled Poems
Your Fly Is DownI know
I know
You didn't mean to let me in
And you
Could have crushed me like a bug
Instead you caught me
Softly
Saved me
Trapped me
Ogled me through the glass
A while
Then sent me on my way
I'm free
But a little crushed just the same.
Date: 11,20,2017
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Categories:
ogled, break up, insect, metaphor,
Form:
Free verse
Garden PartyAll dressed in green, the rose bush beams
like a child's blushing cheeks and pursed lips;
these debutants jilted by bees
forever wanting to be kissed.
A carpet of phlox giggles like a young lady
and drips over the wall like a Dali clock,
tickled by fingers of lilies and daisies
still...
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Categories:
ogled, garden, nature,
Form:
Sonnet
Omens OutlivedWith a voice ornamented in ogled tension
you ask me,
like vulnerable flesh queries warm obsession,
Do you mean to love me this way...
on your mouth, a hold of hope I see
to you I say...
Does the sun choose to flare into sapphire atmosphere,
Does the moon decide who's eyes...
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Categories:
ogled, courage, desire, devotion, emotions,
Form:
Epic
The VirginA surly old maid
had an urge to be laid
and bemoaned her virginal status
with life discontented
her plight she lamented:
"'tis not easy to live without coitus."
A scheme she invented
got polished and scented
tweaked her pointers to swing more voluptuous
with a rose-scented blanket
and aphrodisiac banquet
whisked her beau to the...
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Categories:
ogled, funny
Form:
Rhyme
The Big AppleI made a trip to New York
and surely looked like a dork
staring at the sky
scrapery so high
(and sometimes ogled a nork*)
I took a walk to the dock
heard so many kinds of talk
from seething masses
(and some were asses**)
all I could do was just gawk
I went out...
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Categories:
ogled, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Where Is the AngerWhere is the anger! The rage! And the courage, I expected to see?
Why is everyone so complacent?
Evangelical Christians have endorsed a cheat, a liar, a bigot, and a misogynist
because he's pro-life, God will forgive the rest; hallelujah!
Democracy used to cannibalize democracy; please pass the...
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Categories:
ogled, angst, anxiety, betrayal, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
In the ShadowsI spy you standing in the shadows cast
by a flashing neon sign, bumming a smoke,
with your nose dripping as it does on coke;
your pale skin and red hair in sharp contrast.
And you're ogled by shady men you've asked
for a smoke, even some hippy type...
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Categories:
ogled, 12th grade, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Sonnet
IguanaOne day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!
For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest...
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Categories:
ogled, funny, giggle,
Form:
Limerick
Recollections of a Reckless YouthWarning: Mature themes, though at the time.
Recollections of a Reckless Youth
...
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Categories:
ogled, life,
Form:
Pathmark Perversity - New YorkCucumbers, celery and stem-vine tomatoes
were hobnobbing with my Russett potatoes.
Pears and plums and one Georgian peach
winked at the Wisk and Snuggled the bleach.
Pretzels and popcorn and the Tostitos chips
ogled in awe as Meyer's bacon strips stripped!
Mr. Clean and Mrs. Dash espied a risqued art -...
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Categories:
ogled, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Suz and Shawna's CruiseThe dancing all night was what Suz
loved most about taking a cruise.
In her beautiful gown
she felt very let down,
for she'd packed only tennis shoes!
The next day a big lizard on a
warm beach crawled on Suz's friend Shawna.
Guys who ogled her bust
tried to say they were...
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Categories:
ogled, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Pinky and PerkyOne time on an Amsterdam trip
We decided to watch ladies strip
Some were pinky and peached
But this Scotsman couldn't reach
Oh my, I must be losing my grip
So I sat back and watched it all
Their clothes shed as my eyes befall
Undulations of delight
On this Amsterdam night
This Highlander...
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Categories:
ogled, funny
Form:
Limerick
Two Dogs At the GatewayTwo Dogs at the Gateway
By Sy Roth
They slurped their saliva,
huge globs,
big, barking mouthfuls
dripping from their jowls like milky icicles
Teeth-bared lips,
They guarded the gateway.
Pleased by their vacated spittle,
their noses now sniffed the air, and
like a marching band of electric ants
they ogled the...
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Categories:
ogled, anxiety, death,
Form:
Free verse
Ann's Rude AwakeningAnn thought her new beau was a keeper,
but Bob was a raunchy old peeper.
Bare ladies he ogled.
Ann’s mind was so boggled,
she called the cops: “Come get this creeper!”
October 13, 2016...
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Categories:
ogled, emotions, rude,
Form:
Limerick
Adventures of the Wee ThreeThey drank too much at a watering hole
Three gals lost their wits, went out of control
Men ogled and flirted
Desires so perverted
The girls checked out before meeting each troll
But three liters of wine quickly passed through
So...
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Categories:
ogled, humor,
Form:
Limerick