Iguana

One day with her pet lizard, on a
warm beach lay the sex goddess Shawna.
One who ogled her bust
tried to claim he was just
enthralled by her lovely iguana!

For john freeman's Giggle 2 Contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Babcock Avatar
October 16, 2010 at 9:55 AM
I see you won the contest. GREAT write. Phyl
Brown Avatar
September 21, 2010 at 5:43 AM
Congratulations Andrea on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
Dufresne Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:34 PM
Hey.. nice iguana...i MEAN poem! congrats to you Andrea
K. Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 9:47 AM
You sure are on a roll, Andrea --yay-- congrats again for this one :)--btw super thank you for my awesome placement in your contest!! Haha you sure made me smile that I got that place :)-- nikko :)
Fraser Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:36 AM
Many congratulations Andrea on your win in John's contest >> James
Mehta Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 4:57 AM
Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, Andrea
Sweetheart Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 6:06 PM
Congrats Andrea on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest.. a super piece my friend.. enjoy your top spot for a top notch poem with luv..
Roberts Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 5:42 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
Haick Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 10:03 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's "Giggles" COntest, Andrea! Have a great weekend! Love, Audrey
Johnson Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:50 AM
Really cute and well wirtten limerick. Congratulations Andrea. Love, Joyce
Freeman Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:01 AM
Thanks Andrea fo your support in my contest, Congratulations on your success on the perfect # 7!!!!!!!!!!! Agape, Moses PS: Andrea try moving your deadline date for your contest, up two day beyond ADM's deadline date written in green.
Anish Avatar
September 9, 2010 at 8:37 PM
Enjoyable poem here! Who is the sex goddess Shawna? I rhymes with iguana but I will have to look in my mythology books for the answer. Keep it up! I am not in the Tolkien Reader - that consists of Tolkien's work only. I do have two chapbooks which were issued by the Tolkien Society of America a few years ago. Love Matthew Anish
Marcum Wong Avatar
September 5, 2010 at 1:27 AM
This is so cute Andrea. Great entry for the contest.
Mills Avatar
September 3, 2010 at 2:36 PM
I'm giggling Andrea! You have a great TGIF too! Love, Susan
Taylor Avatar
September 3, 2010 at 12:07 PM
Great limerick, Andrea. Excellent entry. Good luck. Ralph
Sweetheart Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 8:50 PM
Just had to come back and read it again Andrea.. so awesome the way u wrote your idea.. and made it come together..luv. it...luv..
Keogh Jr. Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 5:25 PM
Great rhyme with bust and just. This is randy and bawdy. Just like a limerick is supposed to be! Always my best to one of the best! Gerard
Sweetheart Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 1:14 PM
this is a terrific piece Andrea.. and will do so well in Moses contest.. great way with words my friend.. luv it.. luv u..too..luv luv is in the air..
K. Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 11:51 AM
lol speaking of different approaches, this is new one for me as well ;) eek it does really seem I am back huh? hugs to you --nikko :)
Neels Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 6:10 AM
Hehe, Andrea, thats a new one, so I'm getting me an iguana when I go to the beach.. Awesome entry for the contest, best wishes to you, love Wilma
Culverhouse Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 6:01 AM
funny poem!! When I see an iguana I think of that movie with chic and chong where he turned into an iguana.
Kendrick Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 4:15 AM
Good luck in the contest with this great Limerick..Great idea that you went with to compose this one..Enjoyed the reading of your work..Thanks for stopping by and commenting on my work..Sara
Mehta Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 3:46 AM
I envy the pet lizard on the bust of goddess Shawna, hahaha, Andrea.
Kelly Avatar
September 2, 2010 at 1:10 AM
Yes , beware those " beach lizards " , especially in Speedos . Best of luck in the contest AD .....
A   Avatar
September 1, 2010 at 11:33 PM
Nice and enjoyed,..p.d.
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