Pinky and Perky

One time on an Amsterdam trip
We decided to watch ladies strip
Some were pinky and peached
But this Scotsman couldn't reach
Oh my, I must be losing my grip

So I sat back and watched it all
Their clothes shed as my eyes befall
Undulations of delight
On this Amsterdam night
This Highlander left in thrall

To Scotland we head back the next day
Ogled eyes have now had their say
Many memories so pert
But boy were we alert
The credit card we now have to pay

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 10/14/2014 8:07:00 AM
hilarious mr. james!!! :)how flowing you did this.. :)
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Date: 10/14/2014 4:04:00 PM
Limericks are good fun Olive, and just for the record. I've never been to Amsterdam. Such a club doesn't interest me, but the canals and Tulip Fields, oh yes - James :)
Date: 4/16/2011 10:34:00 AM
lol!!!! That'll teach ya!!!! I can see it all so clearly. Many congrats on your well-deserved win. Lainie
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Date: 4/13/2011 2:51:00 PM
I knew that you would be a winner here..Congratulations..Sara
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Date: 4/13/2011 5:33:00 AM
Congratulations for your win James in the contest "Burlesque Boutique" sponsored by Miranda Lambert. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/13/2011 3:38:00 AM
Many Congratulations James on your 3rd place win in this Burlesque Boutique contest.Nice write. Gautami
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Date: 4/12/2011 11:15:00 PM
oh goodie, I am glad to see you made the winners list on this great limerick writing, James. congratulations.
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Date: 4/12/2011 8:49:00 PM
Wow James, brilliant limericks, and congrats on your deserved high placement, in this contest, by the way, this little beauty read slightly different to the Pinky and Perky i grew up with. Harry
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Date: 4/12/2011 5:09:00 PM
I bet that was expensive LOL congrad's on your win naughty boy! Light & Love
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Date: 4/12/2011 4:44:00 PM
Congrats. on third place James. Agape, Moses
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Date: 4/12/2011 12:33:00 PM
Such a cute one, James.....now easy does it....you must give those eyes a rest!!
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Date: 4/12/2011 9:34:00 AM
Congrats James on your dynamic success in the Burlesque contest with this fantastic write luv.. enjoy another sweet victory with luv..
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Date: 4/12/2011 9:13:00 AM
Congratulations on the third place win in the contest, James
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Date: 4/12/2011 8:29:00 AM
LOL - many congrats, James : )
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Date: 4/12/2011 8:25:00 AM
NICE sense of humor, and truth James...Congrats and thanks for supporting the contest...Randa
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Date: 4/6/2011 5:05:00 PM
cute little piece you wrote here.
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Date: 4/4/2011 10:52:00 AM
LOL - yes, I remember Amsterdam well... Congrats on all your wins : ) Jack
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Date: 4/2/2011 12:24:00 AM
You had me at 'Scotsman', ha ha! Loved this!
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Date: 3/31/2011 6:15:00 AM
Hehe, come spill the beans to sassy now.. Tell me was it worth it??? :) enjoyed this James
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Date: 3/28/2011 9:26:00 AM
hahaha. did you catch my burlesque limerick about the guy in france? just like you, James!!
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Date: 3/26/2011 12:23:00 PM
:) naughty Scotsman :)lol. .i enjoyed this post James:),Gave me a smile!
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Date: 3/26/2011 11:35:00 AM
LOL I guess all fun activities carry a price, James. Hope you managed to pay off that credit card. Hope you entered this in the burlesque contest because it certainly gave me some laughs! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/26/2011 11:12:00 AM
ah yes the dreaded credit card does catch up with your pleasures! good one James! love,Deb
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Date: 3/26/2011 10:39:00 AM
hahahahahah. You made me laugh loudly, James, the scotsman and and the highlander, happy to know. I have happy memories visiting Scotland in nineties.
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Date: 3/26/2011 10:35:00 AM
lol, credit card huh, serves you right
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