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Pathmark Perversity - New York

Cucumbers, celery and stem-vine tomatoes were hobnobbing with my Russett potatoes. Pears and plums and one Georgian peach winked at the Wisk and Snuggled the bleach. Pretzels and popcorn and the Tostitos chips ogled in awe as Meyer's bacon strips stripped! Mr. Clean and Mrs. Dash espied a risqued art - when double-clipped coupons tainted the cart!

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Joe Maverick

Date: 6/1/2015 3:19:00 PM

Fun write here John..'

Joe Inka

Date: 2/26/2011 9:32:00 PM

I enjoyed reading this very very much, Rhyming forms are my favorite and this one was out of this world.

Brandee Augustus

Date: 8/17/2010 12:30:00 PM

Nice one! I like all the items in your cart. Congratulations on getting a win!

Marycile Beer

Date: 8/12/2010 8:48:00 PM

Not only can I understand the other forms of poetry I can't spell either. Handle is the proper word, God Bless Cile

Marycile Beer

Date: 8/12/2010 8:47:00 PM

John, this is really witty. Rhyme I can nandle but I don't know these other forms. Loved it. God Bless, Cile

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/12/2010 8:13:00 PM

Unique ending on this one, john. Congratulations on your win. LUv, andrea

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/12/2010 10:14:00 AM

Congratulations John on your win in Linda-Marie's contest "Grocery Grammar ". The best to you always. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/10/2010 6:15:00 PM

Congrats on the 2nd place win, John

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/10/2010 4:59:00 PM

Very funny. congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 8/10/2010 3:18:00 PM

Funny one John...congrats on your win. BG

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/10/2010 1:17:00 PM

Congrats John on your second place win in my "Grocery Grammar" contest with this super write.. and thankxxx for supporting my contest endeavors..with luv..

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/9/2010 8:12:00 PM

A wonderful entry to the contest, John. Good luck

Carrie Richards

Date: 8/9/2010 5:42:00 PM

As you always do.....making it to the top of my list!! Charming, and funny....Mr Clean's dashing ways... and Mrs. Dash fluttering her lashes....I can see it all now!! I'm sure that Georgian peach is blushing pink!! So cute!! :)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/9/2010 5:37:00 PM

Oh my, these talking groceries are hysterically funny. And it's so nice to see you posting again, John. I think this one will do very well in the contest. Love, Carolyn

Shirley Bracken

Date: 8/9/2010 4:39:00 PM

This is very cute. Good luck in the contest, Shirley

Katherine Stella

Date: 8/9/2010 4:12:00 PM

LOL this is an great entry John for the contest I had to change mine a few times including title lol loved the imagery in this one my friend hope your soaring high in the big apple all my best miss ya me been making more music lately and boy its frustrating at times but love it keep up the wonderful work as always

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/9/2010 4:10:00 PM

Heck John this looks like a winner to me. I wish you the best in the contest. Sounded so fine to me. Best to you always in all that you do John. Love, Carol