Best Off Season Poems

Off Season Santa

Cajun Santa won’t ever be seen

Buying Christmas candy in New Orleans

He has a whole group of Elves back in the swamp

Making Cajun candy...

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If you ever need a reason
To go someplace out of season,
I’ll supply a few and you can have your pick.
Traffic’s almost non-existent
But if you are...

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In Atlantic City, something that is great
is getting a hotel room at an off-season rate.
November through March are the months that are slow.
Take advantage of...

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There is in the house a hullabaloo
Furore, a fuss, commotion, ado
The in-laws will soon
Return from the moon
Be staying with us, a month, maybe two!

Short notice,...

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Science can’t save you, neither can religion,
at least Popper and Niebuhr, philosophers and poets,
are entertainers, which is why actors and athletes
are paid so much. Thanks...

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Last year I wrote of a Red Sox team
The fans did not exactly scream
They could not swing, field or hit
Last place was theirs, that was...

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old man
retiring
with slight dementia
horny 
with sturdy sled
and little to offer

looking for attractive
young female and/or male
with good body
compassionate
needing little
season greeting

send photo 
off season
between
January and October
to Santa...

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Last season that ended in October
is now past, and something to remember.
The players are called the “boys of summer”
Here they reassemble in February’s winter.
Some of...

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It days when thing go bad like off season, 

I am moving cross a breezy taunt it by the, 

Large giant it is call life,...

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That climate change
Is affecting the world
There are more hurricanes
And off season tornados

Frozen ice caps are melting
Does anybody care
That it’s causing the
Sea levels to rise out...

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OK, so i feel like this could be helpful to many people out there today.  I want others to
understand that living in a good...

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Off-season training
    running, lifting weights 
  Grueling workouts
    we loved to hate

  Pre-season practices
   ...

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We of the upper persuasion
resent the insipid invasion
of the lessers you see who lack pedigree
who properly are nothing like me.

My people have always been seen
where...

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SUSURRUS OF OCTOBER

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Is it the off season or the mass murders are killing the Strip
Las Vegas right now is a bargain so plan on making that trip
Come...

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