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Best Numskull Poems

Below are the all-time best Numskull poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of numskull poems written by PoetrySoup members


A Titch More of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tidbits
I went to buy an R.V.
They said all I could afford was a Lose-a Beggo.

I bought a pair of alligator shoes.
But then I started wandering...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: numskull, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque



Premium Member A Conversation With the Three Stooges
A Conversation With The Three Stooges

I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows

Moe:  HELLO! 
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!  
The Three Stooges:  HELLOS!

I Am:...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: numskull, celebrity, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Run Child Run
The house is a wreck, my left shoe’s loose, and the baby’s crying,
So we all know what to do.
But sad mama did it,
And a fancy...

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Categories: numskull, child abuse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Determination
She patiently examines each handful,
inspecting it for special stone she's lost.
Noticing all the rocks she holds are dull,
she patiently examines each handful
while calling herself a...

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Categories: numskull, loss,
Form: Triolet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things