A Conversation With the Three Stooges
...I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows
Moe: HELLO!
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!
The Three Stooges: HELLOS!
I Am: You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads,
Curly...
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Categories:
numskull, celebrity, funny, giggle, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Run Child Run
...The house is a wreck, my left shoe’s loose, and the baby’s crying,
So we all know what to do.
But sad mama did it,
And a fancy dancy lady was told by my 8-year-old bully-fied, snitch brother, Lou....
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Categories:
numskull, child abuse,
Form: Free verse
Determination
...She patiently examines each handful,
inspecting it for special stone she's lost.
Noticing all the rocks she holds are dull,
she patiently examines each handful
while calling herself a stupid nums...
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Categories:
numskull, loss,
Form: Triolet
A Titch More of Tom's Torturously Terrrible Tidbits
...I went to buy an R.V.
They said all I could afford was a Lose-a Beggo.
I bought a pair of alligator shoes.
But then I started wandering off into swamps.
Finally, I had to toss them, they were
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Categories:
numskull, funny, on writing and
Form: Burlesque