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Best Novocain Poems


Fast Lane and Novocain
Fast Lane and Novocain

My thump is sore pure and plain
For it and fast lane need Novocain
Found out without use of my thumb
Was hard to bat and beat a drum
Music playing greatness to sustain.

While at home wife was wearing the pants
On boil on my thumb, she...

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Categories: novocain, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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