Fast Lane and Novocain

Fast Lane and Novocain

My thump is sore pure and plain
For it and fast lane need Novocain
Found out without use of my thumb
Was hard to bat and beat a drum
Music playing greatness to sustain.

While at home wife was wearing the pants
On boil on my thumb, she used a lance
Said my brain sure seemed so small
And she will go ahead and do it all
From caring for computer to finance.

I finally found so much spiritual food
That me and my soul viewed and viewed
What now does God have in store for me
Ability to write as well as hear and see
Cats who in heaven meowed and meowed.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Jennings Avatar
December 27, 2016 at 9:27 AM
You limerick offers a lot of fun, and it is humorous... Thanks for the smiles...
Horn Avatar
December 27, 2016 at 9:36 AM
BJ, I love humoring people including myself. Bless you my child being I am 75 and have been married for 50 years. jth
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