Best Musky Poems
I was walking in the countryside with my two best friends
We didn't see the tractor that was coming round the bend
The farmer was spreading liquid manure and it sure did stink
He meant to turn the spreader off but he did not think.
The solution had a stench of ammonia mixed with poo
It absolutely coated me but it missed the other two
They are crying with laughing at my misfortune
But when I drive them home they will change their tune.
Darren wants to drive us home, oh boy there is a smell
Shame the car has leather seats, to clean them will be hell
I get Jenny to sit in the front next to my handsome man
She’s lucky the car has air con and is sitting next to the fan
I sit on the back seat with my hand covering my nose
Wish I was in Darren's garden I’d prefer to smell a purple rose
Jenny is quite happy she’s got her hand on Darren’s knee
I tell her to remove it - he’s MY man and I can see
We drop Jenny home so it’s now just Darren and me
He’s off to have a shower or share a bath tee hee hee
6th July 2014-07-06
Written by JADAZZLE ~ Jan Allison & Darren Watson
Death carried in hand,
Abdomen painted in red;
Black widows command.
Nathan Bane Leccese
© All Rights Reserved 06/30/09
I cry a single musky tear
It’s finally time for me to depart
For far too long I have been here
Casarah, Maurice and Tim
Until we meet again tomorrow
You will all remain in my heart
Jan Allison
24th September 2014
We must not be doomed;
Our life's nature must not be
A musky Eden:-
We must re-plow the nation,
And rose-garden democracy:-
Every day, we must
Overcome trumped-up evil,
And its musky scent:-
Let's not be tesla door dashes
Into political hell:-
Remember, each day
Has its tomorrow;
Oppression must not!
Let's make our tomorrow sweet;
Void of musky politics:-
Trust Santa to go and forget
His brand new musk Eau de toilette
He snuck round the rear
Of Rudolph reindeer
Who said, “Better think again, Pet.”
21 December 2022
Contest: A Funny Santa Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Am I a flower or thorn?!
A thorn or flower..?!
Umm...
I am a thorn.
Nope.
Wait.
I am surely a flower.
Blossoming as a delicate flower.
I survive cleverly,
amidst pricky thorns.
Yearning for sunshine everyday
I preserve my petals:
keep them alive through drops of my
overflowing tears by smacking their fears.
I invoke cheer among lovers as they can pick me to express their love.
I calm the hunger pangs of bees and butterflies.
I am used for the decorations
at house,
weddings,
party halls & so on.
I am strapped together with a thread,
formed into garland for impressing god.
I am used as an essence for cooking too.
Oh my,
I shower light on everyone around me.
That is Me.
A simple flower~
down to earth.
8-7-2020
Note:The flower,The thorn or both ..poetry Contest.
Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cook
Meet mild
Wash wild
Dig deep
Spur sleep
Mind mulls
Dares dull
Stream sweet
Glare greets
Nice notes
Tough tote
Work wise
Plaid price
Nude news
Sad stew
Trite tease
Points peace
Look left
Craft cleft
Leon Enriquez
23 November 2016
Singapore
These
senses,
these senses
are
rich ,
rich keys
to a wilted
wilted corner
of my world......
Opium velvet,
heady......
flooding,
..flooding jewels,
crushed flowers around my mind,
Musky bottles pour,
captured yellows...
Deep scented,
forgotten warmth........
of
Childhood......
CHILDHOOD
The Masked Mulluss
Or "The Jinx" made his
Unannounced in ring debut
"Trouble " Flake Flemming
And "Longshore" Gobble sought
Observance, from ringside.
The announcers nearly cursed
The masked man, giving him no
Chance against former all wrestling
Pro champion, Fox Dicey.
Seven minutes in All Dicey.
Nine minutes in The masked man
Rallies to offence, making waste of
The former champion. A whip into
The ropes, flying drop kick by the
Masked Man, he lifts his opponent
And a small package finds him on
The defending end. Kickout one two.
"A what say ya" clothes line out of
The far corner send the former champ
Into a 360 flip. Followed by A levdrop,
One, two, three, we have a winner!
The Masked Mulluss
Or "The Jinx" made his
Unannounced in ring debut
"Trouble " Flake Flemming
And "Longshore" Gobble sought
Observance, from ringside.
The announcers nearly cursed
The masked man, giving him no
Chance against former all wrestling
Pro champion, Fox Dicey.
Seven minutes in All Dicey.
Nine minutes in The masked man
Rallies to offence, making waste of
The former champion. A whip into
The ropes, flying drop kick by the
Masked Man, he lifts his opponent
And a small package finds him on
The defending end. Kickout one two.
"A what say ya" clothes line out of
The far corner send the former champ
Into a 360 flip. Followed by A levdrop,
One, two, three, we have a winner!
aroma of your love
permeates my consciousness
snow descends
in brittle delicate flakes
deep beneath the rusty skin
corroding and breaking apart
clouds of gas dust scatter
i breathe your musky love
They're young, that musky wild still in the eyes
Endless fates to seduce - mountains to climb.
Heading straight up though thinly clothed
Through bone pocked passes of grizzled ghosts.
Just beyond wispy clouds the bounty lies
Summits of glowing gold to pound youth's eye.
The tempest billows -the air has thinned
Sashays have slowed, brightness growing dim.
Phantom of the glacier kicking sheets of snow
Snickering at the frozen folly scrambling far below.
Springtime arrives the town elders search
For that musky wild, deep within the weeping earth.
The Masked Mulluss
Or "The Jinx" made his
Unannounced in ring debut
"Trouble " Flake Flemming
And "Longshore" Gobble sought
Observance, from ringside.
The announcers nearly cursed
The masked man, giving him no
Chance against former all wrestling
Pro champion, Fox Dicey.
Seven minutes in All Dicey.
Nine minutes in The masked man
Rallies to offence, making waste of
The former champion. A whip into
The ropes, flying drop kick by the
Masked Man, he lifts his opponent
And a small package finds him on
The defending end. Kickout one two.
"A what say ya" clothes line out of
The far corner send the former champ
Into a 360 flip. Followed by A levdrop,
One, two, three, we have a winner!
A complete thought
it conveys a complete thought
soothing harmonious phrases
a melody
perfecting a pitch
a sequence of notes
and a musical structure
that grooves and carries
from the Book
Cochliomyia hominivorax
By Cooter Skirts
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a line from page 109 reads
We used the boxtruck for shelter in the rain.
while putting Styrofoam spray into number
tin cans, we were tryna make a floating device, anyway
I told ex wife the story of me becoming engaged.
"I knew my wife loved me the day
I came home early and no one
was there. She does crafts
and on the table was " I love You"
stringed together. She used the pigfeet bones from
the BBQ and some string
she tied dandiloins inbetween the bones
I asked her to marry me that evening"
She played fiddle with the band and I played accordain
Her ex husband was a cattle herder and he always had a need
to talk o her. I got tired of this
She said she'd marry me and I
told him that the latenight gossip
had to stop: I laughed at his lonelinees
and made no bones about what I meant!