Jadazzle United Poet Rhyme

Three Musky Tears

I was walking in the countryside with my two best friends
We didn't see the tractor that was coming round the bend 

The farmer was spreading liquid manure and it sure did stink
He meant to turn the spreader off but he did not think.

The solution had a stench of ammonia mixed with poo 
It absolutely coated me but it missed the other two 

They are crying with laughing at my misfortune 
But when I drive them home they will change their tune.

Darren wants to drive us home, oh boy there is a smell
Shame the car has leather seats, to clean them will be hell

I get Jenny to sit in the front next to my handsome man
She’s lucky the car has air con and is sitting next to the fan

I sit on the back seat with my hand covering my nose
Wish I was in Darren's garden I’d prefer to smell a purple rose

Jenny is quite happy she’s got her hand on Darren’s knee
I tell her to remove it -  he’s MY man and I can see

We drop Jenny home so it’s now just Darren and me
He’s off to have a shower or share a bath tee hee hee

6th July 2014-07-06
Written by JADAZZLE ~ Jan Allison & Darren Watson

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John Lawless July 7, 2014 at 10:03 AM WOW, does that stink!!! That has to be the worst foreplay I ever heard about. The title made me pause to read and then the laughter made me stay. Jadazzle United July 7, 2014 at 10:45 AM LOL Thanks for the lovely comment John we do try and have some humour in as many poems as we can when we write together. Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith July 6, 2014 at 5:38 PM Haha.....Hilarious....keeping with the smelly theme...hugs Tim Jadazzle United July 6, 2014 at 5:51 PM Dire isn't it have just commented on every poem for the limericks - will see how much comes back. hugs Jan xxx Tim Smith July 6, 2014 at 5:50 PM I know...I made at least 50 comments this morning...and got only a handful in return Jadazzle United July 6, 2014 at 5:48 PM we wrote this some time ago Tim only got round to posting it today. Thanks for being first to comment - comments and reads are few and far between at the moment. Hugs Jan xxxx