Best Moo Poems

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Cannibalism

Did mad cow surprise us?...

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Moo

It bounced down my street like a mad thing on heat
Or a kangaroo doing a trick
The farmer that blocked it was knocked off his feet
By his cow on an old pogo stick

So a cow on a pogo stick bounced down my street
The footrests weren't right...

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The train chugged along the track
The ducks all said quack quack quack
The cows said Moo 
And birds flew



Over the fastest train in the world
The ducks were swimming in the pond
The cows were standing in a field
The birds flew overhead
And they all said, said, said



Quack! Moo!
Moo!...

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Not only by cows
It's the sound of cow or bull
Fair is fair in fact...

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MOO HA HA HAH! (with kudos to E.A. Poe)

There was an eerie peal I knew
When just a reborn child
I sat listening
Listening for that cast iron    steel-gray
     midnight shattering clang
CLANG!
Once - 
Twice -
Then this macabre strain that would trip...

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The cow goes moo
when he's taking a poo
then he says boo hoo.
cause it just sits there
and hangs.
then it slowly slides out.



For My sister Maddy....

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Athletic angels are analytical and archaic. But dust bombs do not derive from red, yellow, blue and purple shimmer shimmers nor do they derive from green, pink and orange glitter glitters. A hesitation of hue is not a hut queuing, a cart horse dancing in...

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A moon I neither a neighbours' temple or a spoon and the taking of squared items is highly insignificant. Understand that the forest is rather busy right now and fornicating with large leaves is just soooo unwise. And also the raking of a very large...

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The keys to a duck monument are timely hidden by an egg basket. Egg baskets can play marvellous games of ball in the high season when the brilliance of the sun passes through the earthenware titles like a mist above an ocean. How rather ravishing...

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Sometimes I Yearn to Moo

My heart was giving up the ghost
They told me what I needed most
Replacement of a heart valve sticking
That hindered my old heart from ticking
The surgery they said went just fine
They used a part from some bovine
Now on the golf course fresh...

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I am nobody are you 
Who else is nobody too
Does your heart beat true
In all that you do. 
Does this life  sometimes make you blue
Thinking about how in life you grew
All the chances you blew
While watching the glorious hue
Of a sunrise kissing the morning...

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Question not the wisdom of nine balls of socks whilst there is a Winding road. It takes a colourfully dressed cosmetically enhanced cow to chew throughout the year. Very clever too. One might also like to say that when the cow is passing it is...

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She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the tutu
Whom am I to cry out, when in my throat I shout NOW



11/17/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
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The equivalent of a cosmic flat tire, the star collector overheated again.
Should've topped off the subzero heat transmogger back at Stuckey's.
Yep we have 'em too.., who doesn't need a Pecan Log Roll, now and then.
Two Roadway startruckers snapped up the last Elmer's paste pies., the...

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Horsepower
David J Walker

It occurs to me that while
Horses can run
Could they actually pull a
Rocketship past the moon 
Headed to the sun? 
Apollo 11, for instance,
And just for fun 
Is said to have had 
32 million horsepower
As if each one
Was Harnessed with leather straps
And brightly polished...

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