Moo

Moo It bounced down my street like a mad thing on heat Or a kangaroo doing a trick The farmer that blocked it was knocked off his feet By his cow on an old pogo stick So a cow on a pogo stick bounced down my street The footrests weren't right for her hooves So they're welded with superglue onto her feet Which is okay so long as she moves But you can’t stand still on a pogo stick Cos if you do you will fall over So she bounced on her stick and she went quite a lick As the farmer pursued her to dover She hopped on a ferry, they thought she was merry As she did her mechanical ballet She said she had nary so much as a sherry And she promised to hop off at Calais A shift of the rudder made the ship shudder Our cow made a messy mistake Thanks to that judder she jiggled an udder And sprayed half the deck with milk shake Her strange bouncy dance continued in France Until the old farmer arrived A touch of sedation and glue separation Meant our bouncy bovine survived