Intergalactic Breakdown

The equivalent of a cosmic flat tire, the star collector overheated again. Should've topped off the subzero heat transmogger back at Stuckey's. Yep we have 'em too.., who doesn't need a Pecan Log Roll, now and then. Two Roadway startruckers snapped up the last Elmer's paste pies., the luckys. Right between filling stations to boot, no triple A for a gojillion miles.. and one of my best pint sized, non-binary service robots on the blink. Not my best idea, feeding her moonshrooms, peaked all his cortial dials, eventually caused them to puke it up, all over my excremental sink. Frazusoosh it! not even a UPB (Universal Phone Booth) to make a collect call, to my mother (planet), which, by the way, is also useful for transmitting matter. That's assuming you can find someone to accept the charges, of course, LOL. Had to wash dishes for an eternity, last time, including dried on crupecake batter. Drack's balls! stuck on this puny planet with obnoxious fumes corroding my chromium tail. No wonder they call it air; the sixth least favorite word in the Corpadian lingo, P.U.! Those creatures keep staring, I've tried to reason with them, even tried telepthy to no avail. When I type in their reply to my trans-googling translator, all it comes back as is 'Moo'. Oh thank goodness! A family of grubbers in a U Haul pulling over., whew! Though probably have to sit on a lap, luckily they each have two. 252 words, including these