Best Marmoset Poems

My neighbor has a marmoset
  a most unusual urban pet

His monkey has a silken coat
  and a non-prehensile tail
 
Which helped my neighbor not at all
  ~ when off he went to jail...

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Marmoset directs traffic better than monkeys or sloths.
He stands in the highway and walks his feet off.
We have hired other species. but they do not hold a candle.
To Marmoset who can do it at every single damned angle.

He is demanding a raise, sixteen more meals...

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