Storm Drain Disappearance

I know I should not whine or frivolously fret, 
but I believe I have lost my pet marmoset.
I have also lost a blue barrette, a red tea set, 
and a beautifully carved purple aigrette.
They all went down in the drain, 
putting me in a particularly uncomfortable cold sweat.
I did not mind losing Jeanette, 
a snake who was never an exceptionally kind or loving pet,

I am sad about losing my baby’s bassinet 
and a tiny edge of my bathroom’s finest moquette.
They both fell down the storm drain, 
when I paused to look at my rapidly disappearing tea set
Way down deep in the bowels of the sewer, 
and I am especially sad to lose my pet marmoset.
Here comes another person. 
She has lost a briquette, diskette, 
and a sliver of yellow georgette.

Written 2-28-2019
Contest: Down a Storm Drain Gone Forever
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Proxenos Avatar
March 23, 2019 at 2:57 AM
Hi Caren, Congratulations on your win in this contest - a truly funny poem - read it over my first morning coffee LOL. Poetry hugs, Jennifer.
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March 23, 2019 at 3:48 AM
Thank you Jennifer. I just re-read it for I had forgotten about it. Poetry Hugs back!
Allison Avatar
March 22, 2019 at 8:04 PM
what a hilarious poem Caren many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
March 23, 2019 at 3:49 AM
Thank you Jan. I like trying to rhyme sometimes. This was one of those.
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March 22, 2019 at 4:22 PM
Caren, I love your sense of humor. Thank you for entering my contest. You had clear and fascinating imagery and great rhythm and flow. Congratulations on your 2nd place win. Come and visit me on my blog https://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry/blogs/blog_detail.aspx?BlogID=35331&PoetID=57242
Krutsinger Avatar
March 23, 2019 at 3:50 AM
Thank you Eve. I am glad that you liked it. I worked hard on this one. I will go to your blog!
Kiser Avatar
February 28, 2019 at 7:57 PM
I'm sorry but, I have to go untie my tongue now. Good luck in the contest.
Krutsinger Avatar
February 28, 2019 at 10:46 PM
I may have gotten a little carried away, but have you met me? Yes! You have!
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