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Best Malfunctions Poems


The Legend of Robotoria
...Upon this world in centuries long past, 
  Dwelt in woodland glades and pastures fresh, 
The spirit of Utopia was cast 
  By nymphs and faeries in their pristine flesh. 

In innocence and truly ......

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© Tony Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: malfunctions, science fiction, world, dark,
Form: Verse
The Athlete
...In life many are the races
For varying requirements to cater
Because of an undeniable fact
That different abilities people got
The capabilities differing even further
There are those who are too......

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Categories: malfunctions, social
Form:
The Drone's Retort
...If I'm to be the neck
you fit inside a noose,
then spin me up a soul.

When you can define it -
and find it -
you let me know.

Until then, Mother-Father
fix your own malfunctions.

This u......

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Categories: malfunctions, computer, conflict, death, future,
Form: Alliteration

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Midst Technology-Caused Confusion, I Trust God
...I praise God for modern telecommunications’ inventions
Making mankind benefit so well
But I feel bad, when in their vexing, “gobsmack” malfunctions
I become dysfunctional; thus, my exasper......

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Categories: malfunctions, computer, confusion, faith, god,
Form: Quatrain
Far From My Final Analysis
...6/26/17

You don't want to be caught in the cross hairs
Realize that at times life is not fair
After having minimal guidance
I stood in pure silence
With very little thoughts of violence
While......

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Categories: malfunctions, creation, dark, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Wardrobe Malfunctions!
...There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a who',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!......

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Categories: malfunctions, funny
Form: Limerick



Faith
...medication malfunctions, feelin 6 in depression
world guessin eyes stressed when, lord of heaven drops confessions
code of matrix saturates, bash it's core of hate.....
make my getaway, in noble d......

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Categories: malfunctions, 3rd grade, faith, hip
Form: Rhyme
Wardrobe Malfunctions
...There was an old tranny named Joe

who dressed as a nun and a ho',

both sides of the Bible,

both sacred and tribal,

he didn't know which way to go!......

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Categories: malfunctions, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Fashion Police
...This is not just a poem
but more of a point of view.
So, go ahead and nod
when you hear something
that rings true.
You've always wanted
to call the fashion police.
Now you can!
When your shoc......

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Categories: malfunctions, fantasy, fashion, fun, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Elaborate Testament of the Hamattan Season
...Cold dawns and extremely chilly dusks
moving clouds stroll down very close to the Earth
vision blurred by dry mist
while humidity is tied in season’s personal polythene bag.

Air becomes......

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Categories: malfunctions, earth, education, environment, nature,
Form: Ode
Huxley's Synthesis
...Battlefields littered with energies spent
erode the code that once held all firm
as spies disguise to resurrect consent
under malformed skies pacing out a term
transcendent in treacherous manifests
i......

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© John Weber  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: malfunctions, history
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Malarkey
...he was making so much turbulence

that he needed windbreaker trousers

his farting more than gas from cheeks

but a fluid blown attack on decency

and common sense in torrential times


fu......

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Categories: malfunctions, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Leaving You
..."Gotta go " Shared my world with you
I let you see the world through my peepers.
I shouted out what I saw-reported what
I heard in my own words-from my world.
Even death ears- became unplugged
I......

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Categories: malfunctions, encouraging, goodbye, how i
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Midst Social Media Glitches
...The Sovereign Creator is pleased with helpful modern inventions
Making mankind benefit from telecommunications so well
But for sure, He feels bad when in their vexing malfunctions
Email us......

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Categories: malfunctions, character, christian, computer, courage,
Form: Quatrain
Balmy January Fourth Two Thousand Twenty
...I ran than jumped high
into the upper atmosphere
like a young frisky
buck naked and bare
no matter weight of world
and personal woes oppressive,
yours truly shrugged,

(she loves you yea... y......

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Categories: malfunctions, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things