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Best Malfunctions Poems

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Wardrobe Malfunctions!
There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a who',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way...

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Categories: malfunctions, funny
Form: Limerick



Wardrobe Malfunctions
There was an old tranny named Joe

who dressed as a nun and a ho',

both sides of the Bible,

both sacred and tribal,

he didn't know which way...

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Categories: malfunctions, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Legend of Robotoria
Upon this world in centuries long past, 
  Dwelt in woodland glades and pastures fresh, 
The spirit of Utopia was cast 
  By...

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© Tony Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: malfunctions, science fiction, world, dark,
Form: Verse
The Athlete
In life many are the races
For varying requirements to cater
Because of an undeniable fact
That different abilities people got
The capabilities differing even further
There are those who...

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Categories: malfunctions, social
Form: I do not know?
The Drone's Retort
If I'm to be the neck
you fit inside a noose,
then spin me up a soul.

When you can define it -
and find it -
you let me...

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Categories: malfunctions, computer, conflict, death, future,
Form: Alliteration



Premium Member Midst Technology-Caused Confusion, I Trust God
I praise God for modern telecommunications’ inventions
Making mankind benefit so well
But I feel bad, when in their vexing, “gobsmack” malfunctions
I become dysfunctional; thus, my exasperation-nerves...

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Categories: malfunctions, computer, confusion, faith, god,
Form: Quatrain
Far From My Final Analysis
6/26/17

You don't want to be caught in the cross hairs
Realize that at times life is not fair
After having minimal guidance
I stood in pure silence
With very...

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Categories: malfunctions, creation, dark, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Faith
medication malfunctions, feelin 6 in depression
world guessin eyes stressed when, lord of heaven drops confessions
code of matrix saturates, bash it's core of hate.....
make my getaway,...

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Categories: malfunctions, 3rd grade, faith, hip
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Elaborate Testament of the Hamattan Season
Cold dawns and extremely chilly dusks
moving clouds stroll down very close to the Earth
vision blurred by dry mist
while humidity is tied in season’s personal polythene...

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Categories: malfunctions, earth, education, environment, nature,
Form: Ode
Premium Member The Fashion Police
This is not just a poem
but more of a point of view.
So, go ahead and nod
when you hear something
that rings true.
You've always wanted
to call the...

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Categories: malfunctions, fantasy, fashion, fun, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Leaving You
"Gotta go " Shared my world with you
I let you see the world through my peepers.
I shouted out what I saw-reported what
I heard in my...

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Categories: malfunctions, encouraging, goodbye, how i
Form: Blank verse
Huxley's Synthesis
Battlefields littered with energies spent
erode the code that once held all firm
as spies disguise to resurrect consent
under malformed skies pacing out a term
transcendent in treacherous...

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© John Weber  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: malfunctions, history
Form: Acrostic
Sunburn
Sunburn

They muted us with
a poisonous smile 
and political power. 
Then they beheaded
our hills, massacred 
trees, buried ponds…
We mistook their new 
concrete buildings
for development. 

They sit...

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Categories: malfunctions, inspirational, weather,
Form: Free verse
Invisible Ambition
I wish my identity was independent of those I can surround
More people need to tear up the madness in me
Because I may lose myself within...

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Categories: malfunctions, 12th grade, anxiety, boy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Midst Social Media Glitches
The Sovereign Creator is pleased with helpful modern inventions
Making mankind benefit from telecommunications so well
But for sure, He feels bad when in their vexing malfunctions
Email...

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Categories: malfunctions, character, christian, computer, courage,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Shattered Sighs