Best Mah Poems

my next wife I'm gonna let God pick her and I'm gonna stick to picking watermelons and continue to not be a felon n' stop...

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The thunder booms; the rain, it pours.
We're half inside and half outdoors.
A screened-in porch brings Nature close
But not enough to overdose.

And so we sit and...

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Hin-mah-too-yah-lat-kekt, born at the close,
defeat your only destiny.
Thunder Rolling Down the Mountain, sometimes the strong
are chosen to fight the hopeless wars.

You began to lose before...

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Don’ wanna bee roun ewe noh moh.
Don’ wanna see da trajuhdee dats heded,
At yah doh.
Ewe wuz vary ahful tah mi,
God’s chile. Eye didden doyah nuttin.
’
Yah...

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Poet: Ken Jordan
Poem: Street Language 
Edited by: Sparkle Jordan
written: March/2014


Yo 
What-up?
Mah

Um
Ain't Hip

Real Talk

Got Dat Papah
Shorty

Rich *****!
Benjamin's 

Bro
You tripp'n

Fo Real

Jus Fun'n
Wit Choo
Mommy

Floss'n
Fo Show
Check It

Dats Dope

Ice
(Bling)
Yeah

Straight Up
Sweet

Hit Me Up
My Digits
Cool

Hollah...

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So much for my ideas of slowing down,
Taking it easy just sitting watching TV.
I moved to a peaceful seaside town,
Since then I have found a...

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Staff Meeting
	
	At my desk each morning, 
	over my first cup off coffee, 
	I call the staff meeting to order, 
	a gathering together 
	of my various...

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(*Note- I suggest you read this with a boom box going in your head. Can you dig it?)

Yo,
Now gather round, my brothers ,settle down while...

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Ah war out a walkin
Ut war a Sunday morn
Mah chores war all did
Warn't no need fer me et home

Ah walks along tha river
What does goes...

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A Klingon Love Poem
                    (In Klingon...

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Sam woke up all excited, his first circle would take place tonight,
He saw Crimson Fire sat deep into mediation, still as a rock
and noticed the...

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(Apologies to any cowboys in Derbyshire)

The telegraph came through, but just in time
before my coach had passed the county line
mah girl wuz all alone and...

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Don't force ya 'tentions on me,
For I'm not Invalidie.

Don't Read mah mind, trying to FIX it too
For I'm not Invalidie.

Don't be God, trying to Punish...

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Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi


THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the...

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My mah jongg buddies came today
(We’re 5 if all are able)
And thus it was my turn, as host,
To prep the folding table.

It mostly lives behind...

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