Best Leaping Poems

My shoes leaped in faith to exercise it's oneness with God....

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The thought of "dwarf tossing" I abhor
But a leaping frog will make me roar
   In Calaveras County
   They leap to collect bounty
Hillbillies watch as moonshine they pour

To leap the farthest takes stamina
Mixed with a good dose of enema
   Hoots and howls from onlookers
   As bets are placed...

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Painted horses leaping, faster and faster,
I hold on tightly as my tangled hair is flying.
A sweet carnival memory of a childhood summer.
Painted horses leaping!

The amusement park is twirling and whirling,
of this horse, I alone, am the master!
Father is holding me, to keep me from falling.
My dappled horse is quite a leaper!

The Merry Go Round is...

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A LEAPING ACQUAINTANCE

O ask me if a friend is mine for keeping
And I will scroll down her countenance in years
To show acquaintance that’s a target leaping

And I will tell you of the long nights’ weeping
Into the valley of the corrupted seers
That her acquaintance was a target, leaping

As if acts of confidence were seeping
Down the drainpipe...

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Jiminy Cricket
Fell in love with a toad, and
Did it froggy style


For Make Me Chuckle Haiku contest...

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They called her Leaping Leena,
She was famous through the land,
It started when she jumped a cattle dog,
Then a woolly lamb.

Next she jumped a wheelbarrow,
Then she jumped herself a car,
Her fame was spreading everywhere,
Through shearing shed and bar.

Next she jumped a wagon
Without a second thought,
Then she jumped a brahma bull,
After the wild beast was caught.

But alas...

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If there's anything more beautiful than tulips in spring
Here's yours truly experiencing morning's first zing
Leaping gayly outta bed
Looking forward to what's ahead
When my thousands of friends gather round for a fling


(actually I don't really leap anymore!!!)...

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Looking from the mountain top 
i see the depth beneath gaping at me
strong wind gushing against my torso
I feel the force through my veins
Throwing me back to the land
But i stand rooted 
As if I've been shackled to the edge
Same as i dwindle betwixt my dream 
And the morose reality i live in
I want to...

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Leaping through the clovers 
on his merry way, 
the leprechaun is happy, 
on this St. Patrick's Day. 

He tripped over a pebble 
and landed on his face, 
he lost his po' o' gold, 
it spilled all o'er the place. 

He got up off the ground 
put his hands on his hips, 
his pipe fell ou'...

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i leap seeing it
the views a poor man's rich dream
home does not exist.......

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Great leaping orca
    Seize the day;
Steal a seal away!...

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I can be 
so pissed off
that I can scream
like a bra
put on backwards.

Evil exists, even
though politically correct
no-minds say otherwise.
I know it exists.
I feel it slithering
around me like
a sea shell broken
into fragments of
something remembered.

We seem to share
a ****ed up world
of underwear wearing
parrots
bleating like retards
at the channel surfing
drones forever
feeding their
fat faces.

I stand at
exactly the same place
where I...

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One two three pea leap. Wow. A slip knot is neither a sleep nor a striped strap. But stealing from an arsenal area is not a wonderful idea is it really? Well come on....is it? Best keep quiet then and sip on a buttercup ball. Oh how quiet simplistic and simplistic is good and carved...

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The juxtaposition of a jelly bean is a line out symbol which points not just north but in all outward direction. To consider an atomiser a friend is to put on a hat and scarves in very cold weather. Nevertheless it could be said that a beat box can boom at this time so one...

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Once in a quatrain she rhymes and leap
Brings a couple for my work and weep
Sings a duet and some extra sleep
Making my winter month grows a day more.



Submitted on February 06, 2020, for Great Leap Forward Poetry Contest sponsored by Beth Evans...

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