Best Kicked Poems

(This is a fictional poem)

A 94 year old woman kicked my ###.
She beat the crap out of me and left me bleeding on the grass.
Every time I got up, she knocked me down again.
She beat me really hard and I sure as hell didn't win.
The...

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When my mother was at the age of thirteen,
A dirty old man asked her to come clean,
He invited her over so she could make a few bucks
When she arrived he was in a black tucks
He was the neighbor across the street,
His wife was at work...

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The price of a barrel of oil is plummeting right now
Won't be reflected at the pumps right away, those cows
When the price goes up
We get kicked in the butt
When they go down it takes forever, those dirty old sows


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Kicked Around 

The football game was over the players had gone
to the changing rooms, the winning side talked eagerly
repeating themselves endlessly while the losing side 
was subdued silently blaming the goalkeeper. 
The football itself the one they all chased was left on 
the field and...

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On cobbled streets the brawl began
Down Brick Lane in London Town
The back drop of the curry shops
Set the stage for fisty cuffs
The night began as most would plan
A bunch of lads some with wags
Enjoying beers and laddish chants
Heading to a place where we could dance
This...

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WHAT I’VE KICKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST.

Kicked off to do’s before I knew, 
the term called,” Bucket List.”.
What we teens termed, “chasing our star”
”our dream” or … our heart’s “wish.”

With twenty -five bucks chased dream, from
Georgia, New York, on a train, 
Chasing dream involving fashion,
chase...

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I've been beat down
dragged through the muddy streets
of harsh words and slander

I've been ripped to pieces
thrown to the ground
kicked in the trash

there is no love for this
despicable female
so why was I born?

I'm hated by those who should love me
I'm the worse person ever
why don't I...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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Love jumped up one afternoon
and as I sat reading a book,
she kicking my door in
and took me in a dream wonderland
full of surreal life,
and Salvador Dali was there, painting
and Picasso sat smoking a cigarette,
and thumbing his nose at Dali,
but Dali smiled and kissed his feet.
Love...

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did you kick me out?
did you find that perfect girl?
you'll reep what you sow...

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Up and down, up and down, up and down
I don’t know if I have any more energy for
Up and down
If the line would flatten 
I could finally rest

A masked woman wearing scrubs
Fights my inclination for slumber
But, sleep equals peace
My lungs and head droop
Alarms blare
I hear...

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Bill Clinton called me stupid so I called him fat.
He took a swing at me and I didn't take that.
Now Clinton is living in a whole lot of grief.
He has to gum his food because I knocked out most of his teeth.
When I hit him...

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Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain...

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So very proud
I just quit smoking

Five minutes ago
Nothing to it

I've quit smoking
Thousands of times
Just takes willpower...

For Joann's "Shanzi" contest...

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