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Kicked In the Jewels

Pretty sure all you guys can attest to the pain
Kicked in the jewels, bad words you exclaim
Totally collapse
Prefer death perhaps
Eyeballs roll and you lose bits of your brain

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Marquis Mc Mills-Cooper

October 7, 2016 at 5:52 AM

Ha, ha, yes sir...very unpleasant indeed! Though this doesn't happen to me purposely much anymore. Now my little girl gets me every now and again when she crawls into bed with me....what a wild sleeper she is UGH! :^D This was fun! MC

Jack Ellison

October 7, 2016 at 7:48 AM

Hey Marquis!!! So great to have you back amongst the living! We missed you, my good man! Thanks for the good words!

Lim'Rik Flats

October 6, 2016 at 7:47 PM

I'm told there are different schools//on how to protect one's jewels//in the end//may depend//how one values those nifty tools.

Lim'Rik Flats

October 7, 2016 at 9:18 PM

More than life itself?//Oh you silly elf//keep yer smile//in a while//when you put 'em on the shelf (sorry, couldn't resist)

Jack Ellison

October 7, 2016 at 7:44 AM

I value them more than life itself... they've been a friend to me for 81 years!!!! Another lim???? lol

Tim Smith

October 6, 2016 at 12:12 PM

Just to think of it makes me feel...put on a hard hat made of steel...protect the boys..cuz their aint no joys...when hit in the jewels and like a pig you squeal

Jack Ellison

October 7, 2016 at 7:42 AM

Now what in tarnation will a hard hat do!!! LOL Squealing Jack xx

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