Best Jingles Poems
Snow White's Christmas Gifts
When Snow White awoke on Christmas morning
Seven pairs of eyes looked on adoring
Seven gifts there were placed beneath the tree
Each one lovingly wrapped exquisitely.
The seven dwarfs dearly loved Snow White so
All felt that they wanted to let her know
Doc gave a book titled "Take care of self"
He'd been most concerned lately for her health.
Grumpy got his face painted on a mug
So with each sip taken her heart would tug
Happy gave selfies he'd took of himself
To help her feel joyful inside herself.
Sleepy bought her a pretty alarm clock
So when he nods off she'd give him a knock
One with a chime of a nursery rhyme
It seemed a grand idea at the time.
Bashful was shy so it was no surprise
He'd written a poem just for her eyes
Sneezy cant shop when the weathers breezy
So he'd made her a badge saying "Squeeze Me."
Last one of all was the gift from Dopey
She couldn't help but just love his baloney
Composure cracked with his card saying that
"Love you to the moon and all the way back.”
Bless 'em all!
8th December 2020
do not simply dawdle and diddle
for life may pass as a twinkle
hardly any time to drag and dawdle
in life, joy and sorrow may mix and mingle
before your powers diminish and dwindle,
enjoy it wilful as a child cheerily toying with shingles
for a change, play on the flute or fiddle
and on your toes, twirl and twiddle
or go for a walk with your funny, furry poodle
or write a peaceful placid idyll,
could even be a distrait doodle
life that is a tricky and ticklish riddle
is never a puddle for you to muddle
but is to clasp, caress and cuddle
let it ring with a jangle or jingle
even when you are sickeningly single
smile, showing your dented dimple
as stars in the sky wink, blink and twinkle
Sep.1.2022
First published in 2021
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Marketing jingles can be quite amusing but at times, rather confusing..
"on the corner of health and happiness", now just where would that corner be? Will I find it at every Walgreen's store in my community? In our gas tanks, doughnuts are a plunk en, causes every one knows, "America runs on Dunkin".
Things might not sound right, things might get stuck, if I let you put the "trick in my truck". Would I be stalking you, a crime most reportable if I "follow you to fresh and affordable?" Most canned catfood truly stinks to say the least so why would they call it "fancy feast?" If your blinds aren't becoming to you, they should becoming to us", well how are they supposed to get there? Are they supposed to take the bus? So be careful what your jingles say, as they can be interpreted many a way..
Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Given me something good to eat
If you don’t
I don’t care
I’ll pull down your underwear
Unknown Author
One Froggy Christmas Eve
A Frog went a-courtin' one Christmas Eve
Arms full of flowers for his latest squeeze
She is a sweet tiny mouse who's named Jane
And lives in a tree house down Mouse-Hole Lane.
He held her tight beneath wintry moonlight
But then it snowed mercilessly that night
Jane got buried in snow, Frog went berserk
Waiting for his dear sweetheart to emerge.
Frog croaked all night, such a pitiful sight
Wondering why for him nothing goes right
Then bells from afar brought hope to his heart
‘Twas Santa arriving on the sleigh cart.
Santa came trudging along though the snow
With his troop of reindeer helpers in tow
"What's up Frog" Santa Clause clothed in red said
"My girlfriend Jane is under snow lain dead."
Santa chose Rudolph the strongest reindeer
To start digging carefully around here
Rudolph stood proudly puffing out his chest
Pleased to be asked, assuredly said “yes.”
Rudolph used his red-nose to dig up snow
A faint little voice squeaked "hello, hello”
It was mouse Jane, she’d come alive again
Making Christmas merry down Mouse-Hole Lane.
7th December 2020
Bo-Peep Cannot Sleep
Poor Little Bo-Peep can't drift off to sleep
Being far too excited to even count sheep
Can't wait can she, to wake up and see
The prezzies that Santa's left under the tree.
There's only a few more nights left to go
Till Santa arrives with a loud 'Ho! Ho! Ho!
Bo so hopes it snows, and should that be so
Her fleece get the chance to gambol in snow.
She closed her eyes as tightly as she could
As any small sleepy shepherdess should
Sheep still awake thought they’d have a party
So pranced o’er the meadow hale and hearty.
Then cross with her flock for disturbing her sleep
She snapped "that's no way to be treating Bo-Peep"
Those naughty sheep gave her a sorrowful bleat
She forgave them right there and sang lullabaa's sweet.
2nd December 2020
Snow White’s Christmas tree.
Snow white gathered the seven dwarfs round her
and asked if they'd do her a huge favour
By them decorating the Christmas tree
as her time was short and she was busy.
The seven dwarfs all looked at her aghast
wondering how on earth they could do that
Because to them the tree was mighty tall
and they were all only short, after all.
Grumpy groaned, "my dear, what are you thinking"
"the tree's much to high" he said, heart sinking
Bashful blushed bright red as he shyly said
"anything for you, to me your the best."
Sleepy said he would be glad to partake
if he could stay alert and wide awake
Happy though was rarin’ to move ahead
clapped his hands and said "from me it’s a yes.”
Doc became agitated for them all
because their health and safety was his call
Dopey said with adoring eyes flashing
"yes Snow White, because I find you smashing."
Sneezy, with a cough, sneeze and a splutter
"will do, but just for you" he did mutter
Together the dwarfs came up with a scheme
to surpass any tree they’d ever seen.
Start at bottom, reach as high as they could
dress the middle when on a stool they stood
Then climb on each other to attain goal
the last one up had to be a brave soul.
Dopey was ecstatic to be chosen
though his legs became wobbly and frozen
Somehow he managed to complete the chore
placing a star above the tree so tall.
Snow White came along and lit up the tree
and she couldn't stop herself dancing with glee
The tree looked stupendous, ever so bright
she said "thanks all, it's a wonderful sight."
As they were turning in for a nights sleep
Snow White kissed them one by one on the cheek
Under the mistletoe, to their delight
as she wished them all "God Bless and goodnight.”
4th December 2020
Without a jingle of Santa's bell would know, who could tell
When the sleigh was on it’s way delivering toys for Christmas Day.
Santa’s Crew Party
In the hours afore Santa's sleigh takes flight
when he and helpers work all through the night
He held a party in the local pub
inviting his crew for beer and grub.
So many came the owner of the inn
tried telling some they should make much less din
Did they take notice, of course they did not
and packed to the brim, they cared not a jot.
A riot the party turned out to be
Mrs C sat safely on Santa's knee
Unable to dance and no room for romance
even the reindeer were stopped in mid prance.
Nimble elves of course, had nothing to fear
could easily jump on the chandelier
Singing Ho Ho Ho's swinging to and fro's
jingling the bells on their heads and their toes.
Santa came out in a quite clammy sweat,
moaning this was his worst Christmas eve yet
“Never again I'm ashamed and upset
this won't happen again and on that you can bet.”
From a large glass of Rum Santa had a good sup
Mrs C had a try at gathering the elves up
They were having far too much fun to be gone
so Santa and her chucked them out one by one.
1st December 2020
Each company targets specific demographics.
Except for fast food and coffee, where all are targets.
The use of English must be impeccable.
Their is no room for guessing when words are
missing and the reader has to guess at what word
should be used.
Listen to the very successful jingle now in use.
The hard working Korean's being such perfectionist.
The - it's all about you - a million dreams -
The perfect Air Line Commercial that targets U.S.
James McLain Saturday, September 5, 2015
Jittery glittery tree
A mouse ran up the Christmas tree
Scaring the life from the fairy
Cat did too, with dog in pursuit
'Twas a fiasco and quite hairy.
Fairy's heart raced seeing the chase
The dog bit the cat on the bum
The tree lights flashed, the tree it crashed
And cat had the mouse in a scrum.
Poor fairy flew off, nerves were shot
It wasn't how a Christmas should be
She cared not a jot for this lot
Her intention was to seek peace.
The lady of the house rushed in
To find what was making the din
Kids lovin’ home movie herein
Were sent to bed with a warnin'
Mother had to clear up the mess
While dad took the cat to the vet
Mouse ran away from the affray
Mice who have laughed last, laugh best.
6th December 2020
Dear old woman who lives in a shoe
The dear old woman who’s house is a shoe
For Christmas she doesn't know what she can do
She can't afford beer for seasonal cheer
And her kids will have no presents this year.
On top of it all her cupboard is bare
She looked in her purse and nothing was there
Hungry mouths she can't feed has her in tears
Yesterday's dreams have become kilns of fears.
What's more her love interest's gone away
He just could not stand her another day
The home is too cold and way far too old
With no room for all who live in the fold.
He told her that he never would come back
He wanted to live in a decent shack
He'd found soothing balm in another's arms
A beautiful lady of many charms.
That is what hurt her inside most of all
More than dear old Humpty Dumpty's big fall
No King's horses, not even the King's men
Could put her heart back together again.
3rd December 2020
she sings so softly
beside this balcony
the heart of my niger –
ah, she weeps her freshness
thru the age-long depths
of the sea & young birds
by their cheerful nests
echo her lustrous songs
she is like our dove
she breathes some new life
into hearts full of strife -
& under her giant wings
june comes - o, she comes!
with her barn of songs
to this balcony, our life;
& sitting are the elders
full of yesterday’s tears
beside a balcony of fears -
ah, a rude trumpeter pipes
’tis a trinket of many voices
imitating the rustic songs
o, these hurried jingles
mar the voice of the drums.
Desire from the river
Movements of the jingle
Timeless calls of your smile
Moons inside your soft voice
Movements of the jingle
On the light amber ankle
Moons inside your soft voice
Like the solitary poetry
On the light amber ankle
Sits the whisper of eons
Like the solitary poetry
Hearts in intense body
Sits the whispers of eons
In the overwhelmed wings
Hearts in intense body
In the enchanting ripples
In the overwhelmed wings
Timeless calls of your smile
In the enchanting ripples
Desire from the river
October 2,2017
Cinderella's Christmas Snow-Ball
Once upon a bright snowy Christmas Day
Cinderella wished to go out to play
A snowball fight or skating, she would like
But the sad lass she never gets on ice.
It soon came to Cinder’s, out loud and clear
She really wasn't liked or wanted here
Except to toil all day, morning to night
For the step-family who loathed her sight.
Her father had no say whatsoever
He’d gone and wed a wicked stepmother
Her daughters who were an ugly duo
Took after their mother, very much so.
Cinder’s danced round the kitchen with her broom
Mice would join in, to brighten the gloom
Dreams kept her going, she knew some day
A prince would come and take her away.
Now, Cinder's had a fairy godmother
Who loved and thought the world of her
She came this day and shooed her away
Wrapped up nice and warm for a play day.
Then she waved her magic star-dust wand
All Cinder’s chores were done in respond
The turkey got cooked and so did the pud
For once her girl was let off the hook.
The ugly duo got the shock of their life
To see Cinder’s skate like a dream on ice
Her spins and flips were out of this world
With faces gone green they were lost for words.
Prince Charming came passing along the way
Saw Cinderella and thought "she looks ok"
Most charmed, he invited her to the ball
The rest’s history of a perfect after all.
5th December 2020
“Jingle Bells” Tune
Mingle here
Mingle there
Mingle without doubt…
Be joyful always
Smiling against pout… Yes!
Mingle here
Mingle there
Get freed from gloomy clout…
Be blest this Christmas
Enjoy a happy route!
“Merry Christmas To You” Tune
Let’s share our blessing
With love and caring
Let’s give with heart willing
Christmas… celebrating!
“We Wish You a Merry Christmas” Tune
Our hearts now are very merry
Recalling glad Christmas story
Feasting with blissful flurry
Not feeling sorry…
We greet the New Year
With hope of great cheer
Thanking God for His grace
Deserving our praise!