The Muddling of Marketing

Marketing jingles can be quite amusing but at times, rather confusing.. "on the corner of health and happiness", now just where would that corner be? Will I find it at every Walgreen's store in my community? In our gas tanks, doughnuts are a plunk en, causes every one knows, "America runs on Dunkin". Things might not sound right, things might get stuck, if I let you put the "trick in my truck". Would I be stalking you, a crime most reportable if I "follow you to fresh and affordable?" Most canned catfood truly stinks to say the least so why would they call it "fancy feast?" If your blinds aren't becoming to you, they should becoming to us", well how are they supposed to get there? Are they supposed to take the bus? So be careful what your jingles say, as they can be interpreted many a way..