Christmas Jingles 1 - Santa Has a Party
Without a jingle of Santa's bell would know, who could tell
When the sleigh was on it’s way delivering toys for Christmas Day.
Santa’s Crew Party
In the hours afore Santa's sleigh takes flight
when he and helpers work all through the night
He held a party in the local pub
inviting his crew for beer and grub.
So many came the owner of the inn
tried telling some they should make much less din
Did they take notice, of course they did not
and packed to the brim, they cared not a jot.
A riot the party turned out to be
Mrs C sat safely on Santa's knee
Unable to dance and no room for romance
even the reindeer were stopped in mid prance.
Nimble elves of course, had nothing to fear
could easily jump on the chandelier
Singing Ho Ho Ho's swinging to and fro's
jingling the bells on their heads and their toes.
Santa came out in a quite clammy sweat,
moaning this was his worst Christmas eve yet
“Never again I'm ashamed and upset
this won't happen again and on that you can bet.”
From a large glass of Rum Santa had a good sup
Mrs C had a try at gathering the elves up
They were having far too much fun to be gone
so Santa and her chucked them out one by one.
1st December 2020
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