Best Insults Poems

Glowing, half transparent
underneath the pot, burnt,
yes I'm scorched but not sweating,
because I'm furious, so hurt!

Horrid, nagging insults
though they break before my skin,
salt unto the open wound
fire on oil's brim.

My tongue is dull as a dagger,
my bones rot like pure gold,
only like the fire,
I'm not at all bold.

I'm as weak as a boulder,
I'm as kind as...

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Send Me No Insults When I Die


Send me no insults when I die
couldn't hurt me if you try
Send those insults while I live
so returning fire I can give

Never try to stab me in the back
my third eye is always on track
I once dearly loved a damn good fight
now I rather prefer to just be right

Send...

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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like your face caught on fire and someone 
tried to put it out with a shovel

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it

What language are you speaking, cause...

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HORRID HARMONY

She’s a horrible lady who does horrible things
But man, the lady sings
She’ll bend a note while you lend an ear
And her falsetto is something you really must hear

She’s an insolent woman with wicked ways
She wants to be worshipped but never prays
Yet she makes every song seem a lullaby 
Until her finale begins to make...

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Insults By Trump

Trump's insults seem to be unending
And on mind of a child are depending
Don't invite people and be a deterrent
Knowledge of issues is never current
His campaign should be suspending.

Jim Horn...

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Red #1
Entry #7
2-26-12

The sensitivity of my cold feet
All I hear are the sounds of my deafening heartbeat
Can't fall asleep
Can't eat
Being pushed around like dead meat
The feeling of your heart being stomped on by soccer cleats
The reek of my weakness
My subconscious is like a paranormal leech
My emotions get the best of me
The easy life cheats
The hard...

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Contumacious remarks abound
Words that sting and injure deeply
A reflection of their inner turmoil
Played out in another’s space

Their hatred knows no bound
The distance of the internet
Turns us into faceless combatants
A Case study on wounding for wounding sake

Image consciousness rules the day
The image required not found
With a cursory glance
The inner person
Of no importance
The gloss of looks and...

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You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber
Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission
You're so fat, you could sell shade
Do you need a license to be that ugly?
Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go
You're so old, when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white
Every time I'm...

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Utterances offering the wrong ideas
Like murder-planning spears:
To their recipient an enough sting
But to the source songs to freely sing

The seventy-two teeth of crocodile,
Together jammed and survival is for a while;
Participating voices ascending mountain tops
Like they are sure there should be no stops;
Their height a far cry from teaks;
Path the resonating bellows and laughable squeaks

A rivalry...

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You Amused me with your insults
But you are no where near been like Donald Trump.
A rich man who is now president.
Well put together but he insult no one.
But only speak from what he see but not about people.
Nor insult thinking that he's better than any one.
So please stop using me and my son to feel...

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I had to discourage the love of Mary Lou
My pals advised me what to do 
Just insult her the Texas way
She'll set you free and go away.

But Mary Lou heard on the grapevine of my plan, 
so decided down the road she could kick the can
I told her that I'd rather cuddle a hornet than...

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Don't throw me insults
    in the form of embers ...
    I might as well deviate
     and not be hit ...
    But your poor hands,
    they could be burned ...!...

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A long stare at one is plain insult:
I’ve never done that to an adult,
Even one in his dying Renault,
Badly harassing him with some fault,
Wanting to end up in their own vault
Or owner dispatch to his own vault…

But should one adult spare insults,
Who has been offering open assaults
And could on a youth use catapults 
With all...

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marred by insults
the heart heals with time
scar tissue remains...

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were many insults 
which were caused by many cults 
upsetting results...

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