Insults You May Use
You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber
Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission
You're so fat, you could sell shade
Do you need a license to be that ugly?
Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go
You're so old, when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white
Every time I'm next to you, I get an intense desire to be alone
You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete
How did you get here, did someone leave your cage open?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet
I'm jealous of people that don't know you
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school
she was fined for littering
I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you
Some babies are dropped on their heads but you must have
been thrown at a wall
I'm busy now, can I ignore you some other time?
Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get
my head that far up my ass
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018
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