Insults You May Use


You're not as dumb as people say, you're dumber Seen people like you before, but had to pay admission You're so fat, you could sell shade Do you need a license to be that ugly? Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go You're so old, when you were a kid, rainbows were black and white Every time I'm next to you, I get an intense desire to be alone You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete How did you get here, did someone leave your cage open? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet I'm jealous of people that don't know you You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school she was fined for littering I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you Some babies are dropped on their heads but you must have been thrown at a wall I'm busy now, can I ignore you some other time? Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 6/11/2018 11:11:00 AM
Absolutely great.You got me in hysterics.You have such a fantastic wit.When I need something to lift me up I shall read this.The world needs people like you so please keep ‘em coming.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/11/2018 11:38:00 AM
Well if you don't return... I coming over there!!!!! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 6/7/2018 10:13:00 AM
Absolute gems Jack. I can see a career in comedy. I'll manage all UK bookings
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/7/2018 10:34:00 AM
You're on!!! Stardom here we come!!!
Date: 6/7/2018 6:49:00 AM
Wow. Well, glad you're on my side! ;) xomo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/7/2018 6:51:00 AM
LOL That I am, you can be assured of that sweet one! XOXOX