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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a shovel There's only one problem with your face, I can see it What language are you speaking, cause it sounds like bullshit to me Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the third one down How come "you're a peach" is a compliment but "you're bananas" is an insult Don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce We can always tell when you are lying, your lips move I love what you've done with your hair... how do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? We all sprang from apes but you didn't spring far enough Normally love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit You have the perfect face for radio Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people You are living proof manure can sprout legs and walk If bullshit could'd be the admiral of the fleet What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? one has a mustache and smells of fish, the other is a walrus Your gene pool could use a little chlorine Had prepared for a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works Which sexual position produces the ugliest children, ask your mother What would you call a woman who goes out with you... desperate I'm multi-talented, can talk and piss you off at the same time Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back You stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate" You're as sharp as a bowling ball

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Date: 6/12/2018 5:35:00 AM
Haha, did somone rattle your cage lol. Good morning Jack
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Jack Ellison
Date: 6/12/2018 5:40:00 AM
Fun stuff eh... just so you're prepared for the day!!! Good morning friend!!!