More Glorious Insults
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ
Your birth certificate is an apology letter
from the condom factory
Looks like your face caught on fire and someone
tried to put it out with a shovel
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it
What language are you speaking, cause it sounds
like bullshit to me
Hey, you have something on your chin...
no, the third one down
How come "you're a peach" is a compliment
but "you're bananas" is an insult
Don't know what your problem is but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce
We can always tell when you are lying, your lips move
I love what you've done with your hair...
how do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
We all sprang from apes but you didn't spring far enough
Normally love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit
You have the perfect face for radio
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people
You are living proof manure can sprout legs and walk
If bullshit could float...you'd be the admiral of the fleet
What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
one has a mustache and smells of fish, the other is a walrus
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine
Had prepared for a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed
I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children, ask your mother
What would you call a woman who goes out with you... desperate
I'm multi-talented, can talk and piss you off at the same time
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out
the window and the window threw you back
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate"
You're as sharp as a bowling ball
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2018
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