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Nine Inch Nails, Ten Pins and the Purl Stitch

"Nine Inch Nails, Ten Pins and the Purl Stitch"



She takes the cake 
they offer, chewing too rapidly, 
she Shrews when she speaks 
I’ll beat warpath drums, she says, 
no mistake

I’m a groper ... goody two shoes
she says

mouth wide open
songs problematic 
she's done and she's gone
a stitch loose in the weave
drop one pearl one 

dropped 
gone

for kissing small bait in the shallows
she circles her quarry 
bites their backs 
she sits astride 
the legs of a hot gripping story

sits like a monkey 
begging for peanuts
she spits in comments
I'm thoroughly congruent 
in moments of questionable torrent

I am all here
dear boy
dear girl
knit one 
drop one pearl hooray

I am all here, here hearing
all seeing, all knowing
I throw it back 
and I’ll give you 
the crux of the crutch

all knowing
make no mistake.

my good god 
I don’t care
I don’t care
do we care?
I don’t care.

truly I eat their sour pears,
place more wax in my ears
she throws pearls 
decorously adorning 
the minds of sows’ rears

left wing molting
a mouth full of feathers  
right wing feeding them
she’s all knowing
bling bling bling bling

bling bling
bowling ball glowing

Ten pins 

preparing minds
sharp needles
and yarns

Purl Stitch 
knit one, 
drop one
knit one 
drop one

win

(LadyLabyrinth / 2021)







“Ram” – Paul, Linda Mcartney
https://youtu.be/dQwdanGKILI








We're so sorry, uncle Albert
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day


We're so sorry, uncle Albert
But the kettle's on the boil
And we're so easily called away


Hands across the water, water
Heads across the sky
Hands across the water, water
Heads across the sky







"Sit by my side, and let the world slip: we shall ne'er be younger."

"There's small choice in wrotten apples".

"If I be waspish, best beware my sting.”

Five-Inch Heels

A story in The Times about
Admittance into clubs
Discussed the people who’d get in –
No luck for average schlubs.

You have to dress in certain clothes
And have the right cachet;
If not, you’ll not get past the rope,
No matter what you say.

What really got to me the most,
Describing women’s dress,
Was mentioning the shoes they’d need
To guarantee success.

Of course, they must be “Christians” -
That’s Louboutins, soled in red;
Or else Manolo Blahniks
May be strutted in, instead.

In either case, the shoes should have
No less than five-inch heels!
I wonder if the bouncer at the club
Knows how that feels.

‘Cause even in my younger days,
When cool styles I’d embrace,
If I wore five-inch heels, I’d end up
Flat upon my face!

I hate the whole idea of clubs
Where bouncers pick and choose
The patrons they’ll allow inside – 
Based solely on their shoes!
Form: Rhyme

Not One Inch Has Length

Heaven has not left
the long dead bone,
alert mouse whiskers,
still move the seven seas.

At the beginning and the end
there is nothing to come,
that has not come and is.

Mammoths stride
a thousand leagues,
over a single blade of grass.
One small sparrow -
an Ark for infinity.

All that is,
is but one single event.

The speckled hen
lays worlds within worlds.

The unbridled beaks of seagulls,
unlock a book,
of common prayer.


Little By Little - Inch By Inch

When a challenge feels like a hex
won’t even try, it’s too complex
take this approach, it is a chinch
Little by little – inch by inch

First impressions are often wrong
solution found, before too long
the proven way, when in a pinch 
Little by little – inch by inch

Complex issue, when broken down
a set of basics is what’s found
take on the task without a flinch
Little by little – inch by inch

There’s never a goal out of reach
if you’ll just practice what I’ve preached
let this concept be one you clinch
Little by little – inch by inch
Form: Quatrain

Every Inch Is a Mile

Earthworm creeps along,
recent rains invite it to explore
the wonders of the outdoors,
a robin eyes the early morning
morsel with its slithering and segmented 
movement while circling above its prey,
every inch is a mile for the worm
as it reaches an oaken bucket on the
saturated ground while its feathery hunter 
swoops down for its early morning carnivorous feed,
the worm with its cilia senses an opening 
underneath the old and misshapen bucket
as it hides from its predator----another typical
day for the early worm.

Not An Inch Uncovered

.

            As the leaves from the trees
                        in Autumn
                   all over the ground
                not an inch uncovered

                   so my love for you
                     with my fingers
                          my lips
                        my words

              not an inch of your body
                        uncovered


An Inch of Desire

blue jay’s desire
her predicament is dire …
inch worm on a wire
Form: Haiku

Inch Energy

The wind
Sudden bluster
Lever, balance, employ
Changing direction without thought
Pull-down
Form: Cinquain

Premium Member Every Inch of You

Turning to face reality
a mirror tells no lie,
with no way to hide it
how can one even try

The image of myself 
not one of perfection, 
and still I can see you
in that gray reflection 

Every inch of yourself 
was not meant to be seen,
the wise woman knows
what is hidden in between

Every inch it overlaps 
what matters most to me, 
holds more importance 
than what a mirror can see

Inner beauty and passion 
the heart and the brain, 
never facing rejection 
though feeling the pain 

The blind leave the scars
though cuts cannot deflate, 
nor jokes that may crush
will not hold any weight 

So if when alone one day 
you still find yourself blue,
promise you'll remember 
I love every inch of you.
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Life Cycles By Inch Crawingg Caterpillar To a Radiant Beautiful Colorful Butterfly

LIFE CYCLES BY INCH CRAWINGG CATERPILLAR TO A RADIANT BEAUTIFUL COLORFUL BUTTERFLY

 life cycles by inch
crawling caterpillar grows
by inch life cycles 

crawling inch by inch
 caterpillar spawn scoots on
inching, inching on


 nibbling off leaves
 flowers, grasses, flowers, trees
 now beautiful Butterfly now flies

soaring bright adorn
life cycle butterflies flies
colorful insect

5/08/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©
Form: Haiku

Premium Member Nine Inch Nails, Brain Pain

Nine Inch Nails, Brain Pain

Nine Inch Nails Driven In My Brain 

 I stopped waiting on earthen fruit,
 guns to fire but I can not shoot.
 Nine inch nails driven into my brain,
 snails crawling in thick bloody rain.

 I stopped asking for sweetened lies,
 sickness baked within hollow pies.
 Cuts embraced to feel the sweet pain,
 stick in deep, let red be the stain.

 I stopped begging for more misery,
 you that laughed at my mercy plea.
 Seven inch blades twisted to bleed,
 answers never given when I plead.

 I stopped begging so very damn long ago.
 You that lie to feed your deceitful show!

 Robert J. Lindley, rewrite 07-06-2015
Form: Sonnet

Inch By Inch

falling back
water envelopes me 
i am surrounded by nothing 
nothing but the quiet of the 
soundlessness  of the confined water space
it surrounds me like a coffin
burying me in a stinging grave
blackness enters my mind
cold enters me, and starts to grind;
 at my bones, inch by inch
away from the pain
i cannot flinch
it takes me over
inch by inch
Form: Sonnet

A Portly Pig Met a Two Inch Swan In a Wardrobe

A little forthright butternut fruit cake was sat on embroidered picnic rug. Basking in the sun whilst chatting to a jam pot. Beyond the knitted trees of custard lays the artichoke of buttered llamas. To decipher a stone is to roll over sixty three times down a mountain but mountains mumble making musical mantras and who would dare to dangle off a ledge wearing a seventy kilo saucepan hat? Sandcastle secretions of a purple hue hide the frolicking worms in sombreros. Never ever bark at kettles or neigh at the toaster for this carries as much weight and power as throwing oneself up into the air wearing a rubber ring and landing on the roof of a nearby hotels. Hotels are neither hills nor heaped hummus humps. And no riot of silver backed whales ever really formed in a bubble bath for they prefer the jacuzzi at this seasonal point. Icy glowing embers in a carpet of fish scales are sure to entice cardboard curtains. The wide footprint of a semi aquatic reindeer stands true in sands despite tides. Toads can swim over eighty miles down roads and the roads are arenas of giant mildew which call out greetings to sessional groups of fox musicians who gather with rabbits in the hedgerows to entertain the otherwise grey flows. Inverted igloos ingesting ivy ignoring inky island inhabitants. Hahaha the horses are Trapezing with the square cattle. Hahaha leg handed left wing mirror winking at a cone line. Xxxxx atmospherically z z z z z
Form:

A Quarter of An Inch

A QUARTER OF AN INCH AT A TIME
                             (A Song for Susan)
                   by Don Wendorf, Psy.D.; LMFT

She moved near me in college, to the house across from mine.
I knew at once this special girl was something rare and fine.
We slowly started strolling down a path of love sublime:
A quarter of an inch at a time
A quarter of an inch at a time

Through kids, careers, through fights and fears, we formed a wedded pair,
That knew each other deeply as we learned to give and share,
Ever stronger, growing closer, like two trees entwine:
A quarter of an inch at a time
A quarter of an inch at a time

Then came a bandit in the night, to rob me of my bride,
To slowly steal away her brain and personhood inside,
To make her serve a lengthy sentence, punishing no crime:
A quarter of an inch at a time
A quarter of an inch at a time

I watch a shade be slowly drawn to darken out her will.
I see her memory erode, from mountain down to hill.
I hear my singer drift off key, my poet stray off rhyme:
A quarter of an inch at a time
A quarter of an inch at a time

This dearest soul I’ve ever met, so caring, sweet and kind,
So lovely on the outside with as lovely heart and mind,
Now works to hold the fabric of her self as it unwinds:
A quarter of an inch at a time
A quarter of an inch at a time

As man and wife we’ve walked through life, down all its winding roads,
Up craggy peak, ‘cross desert bleak, we’ve borne each other’s loads.
There’s just this final mountain now, together we will climb:
A quarter of an inch at a time
A quarter of an inch at a time
Form: Lyric

Premium Member Nine Inch Heels

Wearing her nine-inch stiletto heels,
stylized and polished to a high gloss:
she absolutely loves how she feels.

In her high, sexy shoes, she strikes awe
within the hearts of unwary men
who get tongue-tied, as they hem and haw.

Granted, nine-inch heels may seem extreme:
but this seductive siren on stilts,
comes off as anything but mainstream.


In heels, she stands out above the crowd,
leaving some women green with envy:
while for the most part, men are left, wowed.
Form: Rhyme

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