Best Impossible Poems

Running out of ideas?
That is impossible if you have a:
friend
acquaintance
neighbor
co-worker
boss
president
king
queen
TV set
I-pad
I-phone
I-pod
kangaroo
chicken
donkey
toilet paper
monopoly
dictionary
thesaurus
computer
outside
inside
dog 
cat
dresser
drum set
sibling
diary
father
mother
siblings
dragon
butterfly
unicorn
dawn
sky
stars
cosmos
moon
nemesis
goldfish
talent
team
plate
fork
spoon
blanket
bed
sun
moon
stars
spiders web
wasp
bathroom
kitchen
holiday
cousins
grandma
grandpa
car
truck
broom
dustpan
plane
bedroom
child
grand child
brain
imagination
love
life
ufo
or
space aliens...

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Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred,
Let’s attempt the starfish in bed,
Old Ethel insisted,
Till Fred’s back got twisted,
They best stick to sleeping instead!

Original poem by Jan Allison

Fred couldn't stand and was writhing in pain
Ethel was mad and looked on with disdain
So he took a blue pill
Then...

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Dedicated to My son, My Kyle the Smile
Sometimes it’s hard to be me –
		so much pain to burn,
		so much to daily learn,
		so much joy to discern.
Sometimes it’s hard to be me –

It’s impossible to be you -
		I offer you my soft side
		but cannot take your...

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McGee was in his garden
When he saw the sky alight
It forced him to his knees
Because it shown so boldly bright
He didn't dare to look 
When he heard a lofty voice
Say, "That we've been looking all around,
And now we're made our choice,
Yes McGee It's you, we've...

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Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even 
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping 
cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls
some resembling Indigo Girls,
one foo fighting beastie boy
unable to adjust snoozing 
on the left bedside.

Don't ask me why,
cuz we...

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Feelings surface, carried by an emotional tide.
And love washes over us as
refreshing as a spring rain;
with its promise of renewal.
Trust helps erase the scars of yesterday,
allowing us to put aside past pains;
and overcome inhibitions.
A collaboration of heart and soul
breathes life into our fantasy dreams;
as we...

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What if the moon disappeared when no one was looking at it?
What if time worked differently for each of us?
What if things you could touch were made out of ideas?
What if a decision you made now changed history 10 billion years ago?
What if experiments showed...

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Can't write about Christmas or New Years Day,                  Written just for Paula's
Or Easter or Kwanzaa or any other Holiday.         ...

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Lap of fancy fills with flowers,
Just to think of her tonight,

This is not an idle talk,
I'm in good humor tonight.

I would not reveal my secrets,
To enchanting eyes of hers,

But she took away my power,
I could not resist tonight.

Beauty's garden I'm traversing,
Half-inclined to soar up high,

Heaven...

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Impossible is Nothing

Impossible is something that can’t be done
Like when Ali knocked out Liston 
In the 1st round and won
Or when Kevin Garnett led the wolves to the playoffs
Like when OJ got off
Or, how much money Bill Gates makes from Microsoft
Impossible is Nothing
Of course
Like when...

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Nothing impossible 
For those who believe
No nothings impossible
With Jesus you see
He holds out His hand
When you're in need
No nothings impossible
When He’s guiding me




You could be sinking like Peter
Maybe shipwrecked like Paul
But Gods' full of mercy and grace
He will lift you back up if you fall




Nothing...

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I tried out my hand at a Limerick
The words that I chose didn't do the trick
Every phrase that I tried
Left my hand paralyzed 
A tough trick when writing a Limerick





Trying another new style....

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I think I’d like a crazy dream, 
A crazy dream with cats,
A crazy, weird, demented dream
Where they’re all wearing hats.

Or perhaps I’d like a silly dream,
A silly dream with birds.
A silly, absurd and goofy dream
Where I can speak their words.

Or it could be I have...

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When I’m known, he’ll come knocking.
Left alone to cry for our children,
I wish for them to know, the truth
not become bitter, broken, or hopeless.
The choice to conceal, be honest,
My dilemma, want better for them.
If I can get ahead despite rejection,
Social issues, challenges, being ill equip,
So...

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Nothing is impossible
When you put to it your mind
Miraculous results are truly plausible
Throughout history you will find
Numerous stories of this kind

But wanting it is not enough
Hard work and perseverance you will need
The going is apt to get tough
When chasing the impossibility
And you must believe that...

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