Best Huh Poems

Feeble, a word not often used 
in this hi-def, mega bite world,
where almost anything can be done
with the tap of a fingertip,
the aged still feel feeble.
This crackled feeling runs along the rims
of brittle nails 
and gray-white strands of hair. 
The once svelte figures of maid...

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Lol she replied to my joke that went over well
I paused in reflection thoughts of what the hell
LOl? Really lol instead of a giggle or laugh
My inner a--hole surfaced on English’s behalf
Why would you say that in a conversation I said
You’re killing English which is...

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When I was just a baby
Many years ago
I was so agile I could even suck my toe
Now I have trouble lifting up a cup
Oh how I hate growing up!.

When you'r a child everyone smiles at you
And say's ''awe, aren't you cute''
Bur now your an adult
Your...

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Scampi in a basket Plastic palm trees
A 70#s night club in Rotherham
They called Tiffany's.

Ever Friday night me and my mates would hit town
Go on a pub crawl and then later
Boogie on down.

I recall how the girls would dance around their handbags
Like it was some kind...

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Some freezing rain is predicted today
Gonna stay put, the prognosticators I'll obey
Consider my life precious
Love eating lettuce
With gobs of coleslaw dressing, delicious that way

Huh???...

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(Chorus - rpt. 1x): When you walk by its like
Uh-Huh, Uh-huh, Di da di da, Uh-huh, Uh-huh
When you talk 
Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Di da di da, Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Ooh baby when you touch
Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh, Di da di da, Uh-huh, Uh-huh
That’s why its like 
Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Di da...

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He makes me do such silly things,
Terror and trouble he surely brings.
Gum in hair, and sticks in wheels,
No care for how everyone feels.

Mud pies thrown through the sky,
Embarassed my sister in front of that guy.
Things i did i will not soon forget,
Uh-huh. the devil made...

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"Let's Make America Great Again!" *Sigh*
Great catch phrase! But...It's a ruse!...It's a lie!
Let's put the cards on the table! Shall we...Why?
(Your Brothers and Sisters will probably die!)
The words are the shallows of a deeper intent
Meant to allure, with a 'come hither' scent
Confusing the people, hardening...

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People these days don't know a relationship from relation lust
In this lifetime getting in a relationship takes bold guts
Heart is wounded by the emotional cuts
No ifs, ands, or buts
For her I laid it all on the line, only to get stabbed in the back
Gave her...

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I think I will write funny poems from now on
You can get my preaching in between when you get it
Whenever
Why does the hen get so mad at the rooster?
Why not?  Gee
How come you don't know what is good for you?
You never know anything anyway
Why...

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Once upon a time,
In a land so far away,
The boy who thought this rhyme,
had nothing left to say!...

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The timpani of rushing winds
In constant echoes in his ears
Higher notes of static ether
distorting interference as he sat
Waiting for that moment when 
His thoughts could wander back to then
Without a conscious thread to use
his mind could rest from such abuse
And freely soar alone
To answer all...

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screwed.then i woke up
glued.by the pill you used too
what to do?open...

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I need to ask a question
Does anybody know
Who made up these crazy sayings
Like walking to and fro

They say it sales like hotcakes
Do hotcakes really sell
They call a skunk a polecat
Is that something to do with smell

Stick it where the sun don't shine
What's that supposed to...

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speak it as it was to be
something for a world of
people to love and admire.
delicious and special.
she wanted something that was flavored naturally.
we determined that a sweet fruity flavor would
be best. because she was cooking chicken
and felt it was best to have as much chicken...

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