Best Hollywood Poems

I'm partying down at a Hollywood bash
The reason I'm here is that I crashed
I figured that if I would have asked 
I would have been told to kiss their...

Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
I'm not even close to being a famous guy
Something...

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the early bird gets the worm
wake up in the morning to be told
what one of the winning numbers is
playing along
can you figure out
the metaphors throughout the scenes
from music to movies
and wherever else

an amazing statement
and finaly you know
there is method to all your madness

so many scenes...

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Stardust burning your eyes,
Colors you long to touch,
Lots of luck 
dreamin' your way out of this one,
you've run out of time;
Your covered in dust;
Touch the waves with your toe,
Feel the joyful breeze:
the joyful lack of direction
the total lack of frustration
and always the smell of the...

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They broke up
Irreconcilable differences
After twenty years together
No further comments will be made
Some admired them for the length of their relationship
Even though they never wed.

She said of him
He’s a guy’s guy.
I won’t marry because  
I am too afraid of taking him for granted
Or him taking...

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Immortality reigns in the land of the living
opening its windows for Life to close its doors.
So much evil, chewing the helpless human flesh
senses of sight and smell condemned
with hearing and feeling greatly exaggerated.

Mobile forces with intentions so evil
carrying deadly plans and missions 
not waiting for...

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Street lights,
on a wet night,
reflecting, glowing like
terrazzo stars embedded in
the street.


~Andrea Dietrich "An American..." Contest...

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Pick a ‘Cause’ and then lecture the press
On why this ole world’s such a mess
With a high school drop-out degree
‘So what? I’m a STAR! I’m just… ME”

Oh the charities your slick agent books
How bout giving when nobody looks?
Slip five thousand in cash for a start
In...

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The victim list keeps growing

But no one really cares

The gristmill claims another one

Keep your hands in and don't stare

Hollywood is the golden land

The eternal silver screen

But many souls are lost here

A lot of greats or never beens

Child stars and veterans

The names can fill a book

Look,...

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Have you taken notice of how they kiss in Hollywood?
You mean those hot, sexy, steamy kisses in the movie love scenes?
No, the ones when heads are side by side and they kiss the air
...

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Their lived a man once upon a time in Hollywood
Who in peace and war his glory stood
Reaching by far his story could
For he was known to share holy food 
From a holy book in Hollywood

Always alone he used to be
With his broad sword no enemy...

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Your ship will sink and your star will fall
So you'd better be prepared
I hope you're well seated when you hit that wall
And the spotlight dims its glare
You step from your car like a debutante
You have everything you could ever want
Have you stopped to consider the...

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He cried
after she held him.
(He had told her 
this wasn’t his first time.)

Back then the window had been filled
with parrots in the palm trees.
They scrawed and heeched
And k-k-ee’d.
She had picked him up 
and held him 
and they both looked out,
eyes wide,
as he called back to...

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Some people are up to no good
And seldom behave like they should
When in Tinseltown
They let their hair down
Knowing starlets like Holly would...

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L.A.
.
They say the city of angels
Is run by demons
Like many other cities
But I’m not sure
Riding my Harley
Through Hollywood and Vine
I see the signs
But still have Santa Monica still on my mind
.
Bought mementos
In Sacramento
And in Malibu, I almost lost my mind
In Rodeo drive I shopped 
Until...

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...Oliver had saved up the cash
to buy into his employer’s franchise,
bought his own store, aggressively courted
every rancher in the countryside.

Soon enough the cash flow was well in the black,
so Oliver and the bartender wed,
bought their own house and were soon expecting,
he cared nothing for what...

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